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They have the plastics and the botoxes...BUT THEY STILL LOOK OLD!

Conned

on April 30, 2007

Today's Rant is about…PEOPLE THAT ARE AFRAID OF AGING GRACEFULLY!

It's terrible. Hollywood is full of middle aged women with not a single wrinkle on their races! Skin so tight that if she bent over her trousers wouldn't do the ripping; HER FACE WOULD!

*Insert mental image here*

It's so saaaad! What ever happened to the cute grandma (that possibly smells like pee), bakes cookies, and serves you tea and smarties! With the way we're heading, Grandma's won't even know how to BAKE! TO BAKEEE!

Actually my Grandma lives in canada so she's healthy and fit, but she bakes reel good cookies. She's wrinkly too :D *very important*

No No NO! I don't want to see skinny Grandmas with huge boobs! Ahhh my innocent mind…

The thing about botox and such, not only is it INSANELY EXPENSIVE, it only gets rid of the wrinkles. People who have under gone extensive surgery still look old! I don't know what it is but they look so unnatural, and old…with shiney skin.

It's abuse of modern technology I tell you! However, I agree with plastic surgery when you really need it. Like:
1) When your boobs sag when you're only 20
2) If it's affecting the quality of your life
3) If yur boobs are insanely gigantic.
4) etc etc

Michael Jackson is a fine example of abuse of technology! Unknown to many, Hollywood actually have more than one Michael Jackson.
I've got nothing against him though. The music industry owes so much to him. Respect him! Poor guy lost his way…a lot.
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On the subject of Gigantic boobs…Did you know the man with the biggest penis cannot have an erection? HAHAHA! Because if he does he faints from all the blood leaving his body to go to his penis…

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ALSO!
Jack bauer (From 24) is the new Indiana Jones!
"Jack Bauer once owned a cat called Chuck Morris, because he was a Pussy."
People worship this guy…
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OLDIES WITHOUT WRINKLES!….I grant yee…A FIST OF FURY!
Now be gone.