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Conned

on May 14, 2007

Dis is true Life, yo!
I was telling my chum Kalinda about how I got bitten on the Lip, how crazy that is, and how crazy the mosquito that did it is too! Then the lady in the sauna laughed at me X)

BUT On the Lip?! Of all places…

hahahah yes, in the gym I lift 100kg weights! Na..I don't lift weights :(
Well, I had fun making this page. It's crap but it was funny in my head.

Sooooooo today is not really a rant, I think you guys need to recover from my previous one. How ever, I believe I can rant about Mosquitos for a bit.

ZOMG MOSQUITOS! You know I can make the exact sounds it does? It's so good I could make you smack your own face.

Well I haven't had many mosquitos recently..or spiders, I think it's my wall that scares them. You see once I trap one on the wall I not only squish them, but I smeer them as well…TO ENSURE DEATH! And also it's a warning for all bugs that venture into my room.

I think they got the hint..

Wow, today's is short…I guess I'm not in the mood :(