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#3: Chicken On A Moped

twofishsticks

on Jan. 20, 2006

Kari:
Inside jokes which I shall explain. (extremely terrible) Joke 1:

One day an elephant falls into a hole and cannot get out so he calls for help. The only one who hears him is a chicken. The chicken is unable to help the elephant out because he's too small so he goes out to get help. Soon enough, chicken comes back with a guy in a red porche who helps the elephant out.

I won't even go on to finish the joke because its really awful. so joke 2 is basically a mishearing of "the chicken comes back with a guy in a red porsche" part.


E: the chicken comes back in a red porsche??
K: what the hell is a chicken in a red porsche doing in the middle of the jungle and why is the chicken driving a red porsche?!
E: Its a chicken in a red porsche!
K: WHY is it driving a red porsche?!
C: Fine, its driving a Ferrari. No lah, the chicken brings back a dude in a red porsche to help the elephant.
K: What is a man driving a red porsche doing in the middle of a jungle with a chicken??
T: The chicken comes back riding a moped!
E: and its wearing one of those biker jackets with a round helmet that doesn't quite fit!
C: -___-''

So here it is as requested =)
Cheers