Readymade

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Rockin' the rest home...

dirtyhippie777

on Jan. 18, 2008

This came from being at a friend's birthday party. It was at one of those chain eateries, like TGIFriday's, where there's random crap on the walls and if it's you're birthday while you're there, you hold onto that secret like it's the recipie to turn lead to gold. Because then, THE SINGING happens…
Anyway, i just started wondering during the 3rd additional verse of happy birthday that someone in marketing made up: "What would happen to an older person who recieved this song & dance bit?"
And VOILA!