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Metaphorically Speaking...

Rydel6

on March 30, 2007

Before the grammar Nazi's attack, allow me to testify right now that I am quite aware that Gregg in fact used a simile and not a metaphor. Not get off my nut sack…

With that aside, I must say that this page was rather fun to draw. Originally it was only a three panel page. You can see the original pencil drawing here. I couldn't bring myself to make only three panels in a page, so I was going to skip this page all together and get on with the story. But as I sat to draw the next page the image of a big girl strangling herself in lingerie was embedded in my head.

I couldn't masturbate for days following that image…

Regardless, I went back and decided that this page would work. Besides, I knew some of you couldn't wait to see what happened to Evan's Hourglass.

I may need to clarify that too…

The engines from the Tiburon along with the demonic ring of fire partially melted the glass merging the two halves. To die, all of the sand has to be in the bottom half, but since there's only one bulb, there is no bottom half. In a highly stressed state the sands form a tornado or sandstorm.

Originally I was going to make it into a snow globe, but then I realized someone might compare it to The Santa Clause 3.

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this page! I know it's not what you expected, and that makes my belly button tingle with joy!

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