Well, first off, I'm glad your reading this and not the new Harry Potter book. But then again I have to ask, are you retarded?!
But for those of you without the money or those that are illiterate, (hi, non-readers!) thanks for checking out the new page.
Second thing is that this is not a filler. This is the cover of the first chapter. Weird, isn't it? Seeing as it's after the chapter it's supposed to precede. I wasn't too fond of putting it before the actual story, because I wasn't sure what I wanted to show on the cover. I had 2 different versions, but decided they gave up too many surprises for the next chapter.
So lets make do, people!
Anywho, I've got to stand in line to get the new Harry Potter.
What! Don't critisize me! I have the money and I'm not illiterate! (Author's news actually typed by a trained monkey high on Redbull and Jello shots.)
Oh, and remember people! Leaving comments causes Harry Potter to die! Die of an erection lasting more than 4 hours…
Damn, that's anti-climactic, but somehow arrousing…
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