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Gerry Rants on Internet Comics 3: Harkovast

metabad

on Aug. 26, 2010

Wow, Harkovast really wanted me to get this one up and because of his encouraging words I managed to finally finish this one, thanks for your support Hark, you're a true dedicated Gerry fan!

In this installment we learn that Gerry does not like Harkovast, as well as more than we needed to know about his personal life!

This also introduces his Grandpa.

Remember don't take this seriously as this is satirical.

…well alright, take it seriously only if you want to. But your efforts are futile as such an act is pointless, POINTLESS I SAY!

As for what I actually think of Harkovast, I went into it kind of skeptical, not really sure if I'd like it or not and thinking how much better it would be if Sauron was in it, but then…HOLY SHIT, AWESOME SAURON-WANNABE! then, just when I think it couldn't get better... OH MY GOD!

…and now Harkovast has spoiled me, now whenever I watch the opening to The Fellowship of the Ring I'll constantly be wishing that Sauron would stab his enemies with his helmet horns.

So, READ HARKOVAST! It has a knight impaling another knight with his horns, and keeping it there until he dies, if that isn't badass I don't know what is. All it needs now is Smaug and Harkovast will be set for life.