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The Man With No Name Issue 1: Job Troubles.

metabad

on Nov. 23, 2010

Here at Rip Off we are featuring the newest series, The Man With No Name, what is it all about? Well wait until next time to find out the reason as to why I am referring to myself as we!

I mean to find out about it, whoops, silly me.

I actually made this one million ass years ago in the ancient year of probably 2004 or 5 or something, I'm just guessing here.

This issue is kind of boring, but boring is like the new cool, the hip new word that's sweeping the nation, everyone is using it! Why, I just saw two kids over by the playground on my afternoon stroll and I overheard them say "oh yo dude did you see that movie, man? THAT WAS LIKE SOOOO BOOORING!" and the other kid was like "AWWW YEAH DUDE TOTALLY BORING BRO!" then they started headbanging so I was pretty sure from right then and there that boring was some kind of great new compliment, using an old word to speak ill of things and turning it around, sort of like what they did to the word "sick" you know? Kind of like "OH DUDE THAT IS SO SICK" except it's "OH DUDE THAT IS SO BORING" so I'm pretty sure it is a good thing.