Rock Paper Cynic
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- Moving to www.ROCKPAPERCYNIC.com
- #256 - Cynicism
- #255 - Word for You
- #254 - Gender Equity
- #253 - Pregnancy
- #252 - Radio Pop
- #251 - Halloween
- #250 - It's Not You, It's...
- #249 - Where I Come From...
- #248 - Heraclitus
- #247 - Virtue
- #246 - Pirate's Heart
- #245 - Font
- #244 - The End
- #243 - Necromancy
- #242 - Good News
- #241 - Skeletons
- #240 - Romance
- #239 - Corn Maze
- #238 - Gift
- #237 - Switchboard
- #236 - Vegetarians
- #235 - Swans
- #234 - Days Like This
- #233 - Sexuality (NSFW)
- #232 - Philosophy 1000
- #231 - Little Worlds (V)
- #230 - Little Worlds (IV)
- #229 - Little Worlds (III)
- #228 - Little Worlds (II)
- #227 - Little Worlds (I)
- #226 - Agnosticism
- #225 - Day
- #224 - Fairy Tale Ending
- #223 - Trying to Say
- #222 - Natural
- #221 - Break Up
- #220 - Freedom of Speech
- #219 - Stupid
- #218 - Carrying the Torch
- #217 - When I Was Young
- #216 - Bop It II
- #215 - Rebellion
- #214 - Dating Policy
- #213 - Zombie Apocalypse
- #212 - Monkeys
- #210 - Wingman
- #210 - American Dream
- #209 - Life III
- #208 - Disney Buys Marvel
- #207 - The Medium
- #206 - The P-Zombie Slayer
- #205 - Cultural Mosaic
- #204 - YouTube II
- #203 - Bird, Plane
- #202 - N-Force
- #201 - Choose
- #200 - Man of my Word
- #199 - I Wish
- #198 - Lions, Tigers, and Bears
- #197 - Real Men II
- #196 - Good Day
- #195 - T-Shirts
- #194 - Desensitized
- #193 - Pulling Teeth
- #192 - Feared or Loved
- #191 - Ransom Notes
- #190 - Intellectual Property
- #189 - Virus
- #188 - Solution
- #187 - Heresy
- #186 - Star Wars
- #185 - Rousseau
- #184 - Lost in Translation
- #183 - Monster II
- #182 - Lego
- #181 - I Like My Women...
- #180 - Bumblebee
- #179 - Facebook Quizzes
- #178 - Raining, Pouring
- #177 - Starbucks
- #176 - Choke (Nostlagia Week - Part V)
- #175 - Happenstance (Nostlagia Week - Part IV)
- #174 - Searching (Nostalgia Week - Part III)
- #173 - Fly (Nostalgia Week - Part II)
- #172 - Alone (Nostalgia Week - Part I)
- #171 - Ask Me
- #170 - Cake
- #169 - Junkmail
- #168 - Sonnet
- #167 - Frog
- #166 - Statues II
- #165 - Opinions
- #164 - Happiness
- #163 - Stomach Ache
- #162 - Nihilists
- #161 - Lemming
- #160 - Arguing on the Internet
- #159 - RPCST3000 - Sin City
- #158 - Punch
- #157 - Life II
- #156 - Flowers
- #155 - Homework
- #154 - Honk
- #153 - I Scream, You Scream
- #152 - Congratulations
- #151 - Team
- #150 - Yoda
- #149 - No Quarter
- #148 - Bop It
- #147 - Awesome
- #146 - One Shell, Two Shell (V)
- #145 - One Shell, Two Shell (IV)
- #144 - One Shell, Two Shell (III)
- #143 - One Shell, Two Shell (II)
- #142 - One Shell, Two Shell (I)
- #141 - Cthulhu
- #140 - Harmony
- #139 - Philosophy Majors
- #138 - Citizenship
- #137 - Humour II
- #136 - St. Bartholemew
- #135 - Hits the Fan
- #134 - Morpheus
- #133 - Half-Life
- #132 - Juvenile
- #131 - Wikipedia
- #130 - The Wife of Bath
- #129 - The Canterybury Tales
- #128 - Terminator
- #127 - Egyptian Gaming Pantheon
- #126 - Urges
- #125 - Facebook
- #124 - Bertrand le bleuet (for real)
- #123 - Light
- #122 - Bertrand le bleuet
- #121 - Viagra
- #120 - End of the World
- #119 - French Grammar
- #118 - Bulldog
- #117 - Pants
- #116 - Chemistry
- #115 - Botox
- #114 - Money
- #113 - Cubism
- #112 - War
- #111 - NRA
- #110 - Paperclip
- #109 - Life
- #108 - Baby
- #107 - Easter Bunny
- #106 - Hindsight
- #105 - Snowman
- #104 - The Thinker
- #103 - Feathers
- #102 - Watchmen Text Adventure
- #101 - Shot First
- #100 - Modern Poetry
- #99 - April Fools'
- #98 - The Revenge
- #97 - Real Men
- #96 - Oral Sex
- #95 - Mr. Duodenum
- #94 - Miss You
- #93 - Infinity
- #92 - NY
- #91 - Types of People
- #90 - The Matrix
- #89 - Peace
- #88 - Dadaist Poetry
- #87 - WHMIS
- #86 - Pie
- #85 - Ozymandias
- #84 - Munition
- #83 - Time Travel
- #82 - Moon
- #81 - Aesop's Fables
- #80 - Klondike Bar
- #78 - Canada
- #79 - Blob
- #77 - Confession
- #76 - One Way
- #75 - Mischief
- #74 - Woah
- #73 - What You Said
- #72 - Crane
- #71 - Killer Whale
- #70 - Goth
- #69 - Error Messages (II)
- #68 - Error Messages (I)
- #67 - Recession
- #66 - Valentine
- #65 - Google Maps
- #64 - Organ Donors
- #63 - Immigration
- #62 - Peer Pressure
- #61 - Dalmatian Sensation
- #60 - Plagiarism
- #59 - Humour
- #58 - Dough
- #57 - Relativity
- #56 - Necrophilia
- #55 - Darwin
- #54 - Ignorance
- #53 - Spartan
- #52 - Statues
- RPC Fiction #1 - Pottymouth
- #51 - Love
- #50 - One Hand
- #49 - 4chan
- #48 - George
- #47 - Little Worlds
- #46 - This Little Piggy
- #45 - Free
- #44 - Dinosaur
- #43 - Duct Tape
- #42 - Danger
- #41 - Censorship
- #40 - Turtle II
- #39 - Key
- #38 - Delicate
- #37 - Canadian Winter
- #36 - A Google New Year
- #35 - Online Break-ups
- #34 - Shopenhauer
- #33 - Stapleface
- #32 - Father
- #31 - Turtle
- #30 - Christmas
- #29 - Sarcasm
- #28 - YouTube
- #27 - Blackbird
- #26 - Happy
- #25 - Monster
- #24 - Escher
- #23 - Muffins
- #22 - Chess
- #21 - Clam
- #20 - Demographics
- #19 - Heart
- #18 - Air
- #17 - Teddy Bears
- #16 - Comet
- #15 - Astronaut
- #14 - 1000 Words
- #13 - Big Thoughts
- #12 - Chekhov
- #11 - Trouble
- #10 - Order
- #9 - Chivalry
- #8 - Manatee
- #7 - The Time Machine
- #6 - Klein Bottle
- #5 - Serious
- #4 - Tapeworm
- #3 - Deserts
- #2 - Defeatism
- #1 - Smashing Pumpkins
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- Moving to www.ROCKPAPERCYNIC.com
- #256 - Cynicism
- #255 - Word for You
- #254 - Gender Equity
- #253 - Pregnancy
- #252 - Radio Pop
- #251 - Halloween
- #250 - It's Not You, It's...
- #249 - Where I Come From...
- #248 - Heraclitus
- #247 - Virtue
- #246 - Pirate's Heart
- #245 - Font
- #244 - The End
- #243 - Necromancy
- #242 - Good News
- #241 - Skeletons
- #240 - Romance
- #239 - Corn Maze
- #238 - Gift
- #237 - Switchboard
- #236 - Vegetarians
- #235 - Swans
- #234 - Days Like This
- #233 - Sexuality (NSFW)
- #232 - Philosophy 1000
- #231 - Little Worlds (V)
- #230 - Little Worlds (IV)
- #229 - Little Worlds (III)
- #228 - Little Worlds (II)
- #227 - Little Worlds (I)
- #226 - Agnosticism
- #225 - Day
- #224 - Fairy Tale Ending
- #223 - Trying to Say
- #222 - Natural
- #221 - Break Up
- #220 - Freedom of Speech
- #219 - Stupid
- #218 - Carrying the Torch
- #217 - When I Was Young
- #216 - Bop It II
- #215 - Rebellion
- #214 - Dating Policy
- #213 - Zombie Apocalypse
- #212 - Monkeys
- #210 - Wingman
- #210 - American Dream
- #209 - Life III
- #208 - Disney Buys Marvel
- #207 - The Medium
- #206 - The P-Zombie Slayer
- #205 - Cultural Mosaic
- #204 - YouTube II
- #203 - Bird, Plane
- #202 - N-Force
- #201 - Choose
- #200 - Man of my Word
- #199 - I Wish
- #198 - Lions, Tigers, and Bears
- #197 - Real Men II
- #196 - Good Day
- #195 - T-Shirts
- #194 - Desensitized
- #193 - Pulling Teeth
- #192 - Feared or Loved
- #191 - Ransom Notes
- #190 - Intellectual Property
- #189 - Virus
- #188 - Solution
- #187 - Heresy
- #186 - Star Wars
- #185 - Rousseau
- #184 - Lost in Translation
- #183 - Monster II
- #182 - Lego
- #181 - I Like My Women...
- #180 - Bumblebee
- #179 - Facebook Quizzes
- #178 - Raining, Pouring
- #177 - Starbucks
- #176 - Choke (Nostlagia Week - Part V)
- #175 - Happenstance (Nostlagia Week - Part IV)
- #174 - Searching (Nostalgia Week - Part III)
- #173 - Fly (Nostalgia Week - Part II)
- #172 - Alone (Nostalgia Week - Part I)
- #171 - Ask Me
- #170 - Cake
- #169 - Junkmail
- #168 - Sonnet
- #167 - Frog
- #166 - Statues II
- #165 - Opinions
- #164 - Happiness
- #163 - Stomach Ache
- #162 - Nihilists
- #161 - Lemming
- #160 - Arguing on the Internet
- #159 - RPCST3000 - Sin City
- #158 - Punch
- #157 - Life II
- #156 - Flowers
- #155 - Homework
- #154 - Honk
- #153 - I Scream, You Scream
- #152 - Congratulations
- #151 - Team
- #150 - Yoda
- #149 - No Quarter
- #148 - Bop It
- #147 - Awesome
- #146 - One Shell, Two Shell (V)
- #145 - One Shell, Two Shell (IV)
- #144 - One Shell, Two Shell (III)
- #143 - One Shell, Two Shell (II)
- #142 - One Shell, Two Shell (I)
- #141 - Cthulhu
- #140 - Harmony
- #139 - Philosophy Majors
- #138 - Citizenship
- #137 - Humour II
- #136 - St. Bartholemew
- #135 - Hits the Fan
- #134 - Morpheus
- #133 - Half-Life
- #132 - Juvenile
- #131 - Wikipedia
- #130 - The Wife of Bath
- #129 - The Canterybury Tales
- #128 - Terminator
- #127 - Egyptian Gaming Pantheon
- #126 - Urges
- #125 - Facebook
- #124 - Bertrand le bleuet (for real)
- #123 - Light
- #122 - Bertrand le bleuet
- #121 - Viagra
- #120 - End of the World
- #119 - French Grammar
- #118 - Bulldog
- #117 - Pants
- #116 - Chemistry
- #115 - Botox
- #114 - Money
- #113 - Cubism
- #112 - War
- #111 - NRA
- #110 - Paperclip
- #109 - Life
- #108 - Baby
- #107 - Easter Bunny
- #106 - Hindsight
- #105 - Snowman
- #104 - The Thinker
- #103 - Feathers
- #102 - Watchmen Text Adventure
- #101 - Shot First
- #100 - Modern Poetry
- #99 - April Fools'
- #98 - The Revenge
- #97 - Real Men
- #96 - Oral Sex
- #95 - Mr. Duodenum
- #94 - Miss You
- #93 - Infinity
- #92 - NY
- #91 - Types of People
- #90 - The Matrix
- #89 - Peace
- #88 - Dadaist Poetry
- #87 - WHMIS
- #86 - Pie
- #85 - Ozymandias
- #84 - Munition
- #83 - Time Travel
- #82 - Moon
- #81 - Aesop's Fables
- #80 - Klondike Bar
- #78 - Canada
- #79 - Blob
- #77 - Confession
- #76 - One Way
- #75 - Mischief
- #74 - Woah
- #73 - What You Said
- #72 - Crane
- #71 - Killer Whale
- #70 - Goth
- #69 - Error Messages (II)
- #68 - Error Messages (I)
- #67 - Recession
- #66 - Valentine
- #65 - Google Maps
- #64 - Organ Donors
- #63 - Immigration
- #62 - Peer Pressure
- #61 - Dalmatian Sensation
- #60 - Plagiarism
- #59 - Humour
- #58 - Dough
- #57 - Relativity
- #56 - Necrophilia
- #55 - Darwin
- #54 - Ignorance
- #53 - Spartan
- #52 - Statues
- RPC Fiction #1 - Pottymouth
- #51 - Love
- #50 - One Hand
- #49 - 4chan
- #48 - George
- #47 - Little Worlds
- #46 - This Little Piggy
- #45 - Free
- #44 - Dinosaur
- #43 - Duct Tape
- #42 - Danger
- #41 - Censorship
- #40 - Turtle II
- #39 - Key
- #38 - Delicate
- #37 - Canadian Winter
- #36 - A Google New Year
- #35 - Online Break-ups
- #34 - Shopenhauer
- #33 - Stapleface
- #32 - Father
- #31 - Turtle
- #30 - Christmas
- #29 - Sarcasm
- #28 - YouTube
- #27 - Blackbird
- #26 - Happy
- #25 - Monster
- #24 - Escher
- #23 - Muffins
- #22 - Chess
- #21 - Clam
- #20 - Demographics
- #19 - Heart
- #18 - Air
- #17 - Teddy Bears
- #16 - Comet
- #15 - Astronaut
- #14 - 1000 Words
- #13 - Big Thoughts
- #12 - Chekhov
- #11 - Trouble
- #10 - Order
- #9 - Chivalry
- #8 - Manatee
- #7 - The Time Machine
- #6 - Klein Bottle
- #5 - Serious
- #4 - Tapeworm
- #3 - Deserts
- #2 - Defeatism
- #1 - Smashing Pumpkins
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Author notes
If I was going to dig for the ruins of Jurassic Park, I'd start in Iraq. All that jungle was just a distraction. Michael Crichton was a terrorist and a communist to boot! Just kidding, Mr. Crichton, we know you love the flag.
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