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#179 - Facebook Quizzes - #178 - Raining, Pouring - #177 - Starbucks - #176 - Choke (Nostlagia Week - Part V) - #175 - Happenstance (Nostlagia Week - Part IV) - #174 - Searching (Nostalgia Week - Part III) - #173 - Fly (Nostalgia Week - Part II) - #172 - Alone (Nostalgia Week - Part I) - #171 - Ask Me - #170 - Cake - #169 - Junkmail - #168 - Sonnet - #167 - Frog - #166 - Statues II - #165 - Opinions - #164 - Happiness - #163 - Stomach Ache - #162 - Nihilists - #161 - Lemming - #160 - Arguing on the Internet - #159 - RPCST3000 - Sin City - #158 - Punch - #157 - Life II - #156 - Flowers - #155 - Homework - #154 - Honk - #153 - I Scream, You Scream - #152 - Congratulations - #151 - Team - #150 - Yoda - #149 - No Quarter - #148 - Bop It - #147 - Awesome - #146 - One Shell, Two Shell (V) - #145 - One Shell, Two Shell (IV) - #144 - One Shell, Two Shell (III) - #143 - One Shell, Two Shell (II) - #142 - One Shell, Two Shell (I) - #141 - Cthulhu - #140 - Harmony - #139 - Philosophy Majors - #138 - Citizenship - #137 - Humour II - #136 - St. Bartholemew - #135 - Hits the Fan - #134 - Morpheus - #133 - Half-Life - #132 - Juvenile - #131 - Wikipedia - #130 - The Wife of Bath - #129 - The Canterybury Tales - #128 - Terminator - #127 - Egyptian Gaming Pantheon - #126 - Urges - #125 - Facebook - #124 - Bertrand le bleuet (for real) - #123 - Light - #122 - Bertrand le bleuet - #121 - Viagra - #120 - End of the World - #119 - French Grammar - #118 - Bulldog - #117 - Pants - #116 - Chemistry - #115 - Botox - #114 - Money - #113 - Cubism - #112 - War - #111 - NRA - #110 - Paperclip - #109 - Life - #108 - Baby - #107 - Easter Bunny - #106 - Hindsight - #105 - Snowman - #104 - The Thinker - #103 - Feathers - #102 - Watchmen Text Adventure - #101 - Shot First - #100 - Modern Poetry - #99 - April Fools' - #98 - The Revenge - #97 - Real Men - #96 - Oral Sex - #95 - Mr. Duodenum - #94 - Miss You - #93 - Infinity - #92 - NY - #91 - Types of People - #90 - The Matrix - #89 - Peace - #88 - Dadaist Poetry - #87 - WHMIS - #86 - Pie - #85 - Ozymandias - #84 - Munition - #83 - Time Travel - #82 - Moon - #81 - Aesop's Fables - #80 - Klondike Bar - #78 - Canada - #79 - Blob - #77 - Confession - #76 - One Way - #75 - Mischief - #74 - Woah - #73 - What You Said - #72 - Crane - #71 - Killer Whale - #70 - Goth - #69 - Error Messages (II) - #68 - Error Messages (I) - #67 - Recession - #66 - Valentine - #65 - Google Maps - #64 - Organ Donors - #63 - Immigration - #62 - Peer Pressure - #61 - Dalmatian Sensation - #60 - Plagiarism - #59 - Humour - #58 - Dough - #57 - Relativity - #56 - Necrophilia - #55 - Darwin - #54 - Ignorance - #53 - Spartan - #52 - Statues - RPC Fiction #1 - Pottymouth - #51 - Love - #50 - One Hand - #49 - 4chan - #48 - George - #47 - Little Worlds - #46 - This Little Piggy - #45 - Free - #44 - Dinosaur - #43 - Duct Tape - #42 - Danger - #41 - Censorship - #40 - Turtle II - #39 - Key - #38 - Delicate - #37 - Canadian Winter - #36 - A Google New Year - #35 - Online Break-ups - #34 - Shopenhauer - #33 - Stapleface - #32 - Father - #31 - Turtle - #30 - Christmas - #29 - Sarcasm - #28 - YouTube - #27 - Blackbird - #26 - Happy - #25 - Monster - #24 - Escher - #23 - Muffins - #22 - Chess - #21 - Clam - #20 - Demographics - #19 - Heart - #18 - Air - #17 - Teddy Bears - #16 - Comet - #15 - Astronaut - #14 - 1000 Words - #13 - Big Thoughts - #12 - Chekhov - #11 - Trouble - #10 - Order - #9 - Chivalry - #8 - Manatee - #7 - The Time Machine - #6 - Klein Bottle - #5 - Serious - #4 - Tapeworm - #3 - Deserts - #2 - Defeatism - #1 - Smashing Pumpkins Next Last Author notes #163 - Stomach Ache The Real Macabre on June 29, 2009 This one is best read out loud in sing-song; I learned it from a high school chemistry teacher. 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