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WHAT THE...!!!

skekTek

on Feb. 2, 2012

Ok, I know number 16 is the description for what happened here but, number 20 is SOOO me! Which one are you?

twist (twɪst)

— vb
1. to cause (one end or part) to turn or (of one end or part) to turn in the opposite direction from another; coil or spin

2. to distort or be distorted; change in shape

3. to wind or cause to wind; twine, coil, or intertwine: to twist flowers into a wreath

4. to force or be forced out of the natural form or position: to twist one's ankle

5. ( usually passive ) to change or cause to change for the worse in character, meaning, etc; pervert: his ideas are twisted ; she twisted the statement

6. to revolve or cause to revolve; rotate

7. ( tr ) to wrench with a turning action: to twist something from someone's grasp

8. ( intr ) to follow a winding course

9. ( intr ) to squirm, as with pain

10. ( intr ) to dance the twist

11. informal ( Brit ) ( tr ) to cheat; swindle

12. twist someone's arm to persuade or coerce someone

— n
13. the act or an instance of twisting

14. something formed by or as if by twisting: a twist of hair

15. a decisive change of direction, aim, meaning, or character

16. (in a novel, play, etc) an unexpected event, revelation, or other development

17. a bend: a twist in the road

18. a distortion of the original or natural shape or form

19. a jerky pull, wrench, or turn

20. a strange personal characteristic, esp a bad one

21. a confused mess, tangle, or knot made by twisting

22. a twisted thread used in sewing where extra strength is needed

23. (in weaving) a specified direction of twisting the yarn

24. the twist a modern dance popular in the 1960s, in which couples vigorously twist the hips in time to rhythmic music

25. a bread loaf or roll made of one or more pieces of twisted dough

26. a thin sliver of peel from a lemon, lime, etc, twisted and added to a drink

27. a.a cigar made by twisting three cigars around one another
b.chewing tobacco made in the form of a roll by twisting the leaves together

28. physics torsional deformation or shear stress or strain

29. chiefly ( US ), ( Canadian ) sport spin given to a ball in various games, esp baseball

30. the extent to which the grooves in the bore of a rifled firearm are spiralled

31. slang ( Brit ) round the twist mad; eccentric