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Real Men

Kilre

on Oct. 3, 2008

This came about in an interesting way. As I was walking back from an irritating time in drawing class, some girls pushed pink stickers at me, telling me to "support breast cancer awareness," and "real men wear pink."

I probably would have accepted the sticker grudgingly - I don't wear pink because I find the color to be one of the shittier ones - but. . ."real men wear pink."

Wrong. Real men wear whatever the fuck they want. If I'm feeling like wearing the flesh of babies, by the old gods I'll wear the flesh of babies, freshly peeled from their still-warm corpses.

This is for all you impressionable fucktards out there.