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Creationist Math

Kilre

on Oct. 12, 2009

I suppose this needs some explanation, but honestly there shouldn't be a need for one.

Creationists live in this alternate reality where they don't have to account for every single consequence of their bad theories, like how the tectonic plates can move at 13 miles an hour and not become molten due to the friction, or how they think the Grand Canyon was carved at the speed of sound, or even all the trillions of tons of dead things "deposited" by the "Flood" could have existed together before they were killed.

No. I can say with a straight face that creationists are bending everything to fit their preconceived notions about a book that was written a thousand years before our species knew a damn thing about science.