Roy Barley
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- 303 The Master
- 302 Rodney King, But Not THE Rodney King
- 301 Love is a Many-Tentacled Thing
- 300 In Praise of....
- 299 The One Before the Boobs
- 298 With Steve
- 297 Afloating
- 296 The Return Returneth
- 295 Roy Barley Returns to Rock 2010 (Believe It, Pinko!)
- 294 Is the Mysterious Hiatus at an End?
- 293 On Why Shit Never Gets Done
- 292 A Part of You Dies, Too...
- 291 On Antisemanticism
- 290 On Grammaticalisms & Shit
- 289 On Who We Are, Inside
- 288 Reason v. Religion
- 287 Kids These Days (Full-color Fun!) **PULLED**
- 286 The Comic Artist...
- 285 The Resemblance is Uncanny!
- 284 Draw Merle Contest!!
- 283 On Multiculturalism
- 282 On Journalistic Integrity
- 281 Have we done this joke before..?
- 280 On Celebrity Status
- 279 RePost
- 278 RePost
- 277 Old Wives' Tales, Cossack-style
- 276 Blockbuster Diary
- 275 On Returning
- 274 On Heroes & Villains
- 273 On Making History
- 272 On being the Dictator
- 271 On Dressing for Succe$$
- 270 Cue the Cool Music
- 269 This is your Grandfather on Drugs
- 268 The Story So Far...
- 267 On Self-Congratulations
- 266 On Terminal Rigidity
- 265 On Big Ideas
- 264 Butting up to the Line, Again.
- 263 On Partying HARD
- 262 He walks among us...
- 261 On Sagging Ratings
- 260 Away from Her
- 259 On being Polite
- 258 On Outdoorsmanship
- 257 On the Perfect Date
- 256 On Listening
- 255 More on the Blues
- 254 On Natural Tendencies
- 253 More from the Cutting Room Floor
- 252 More on Parenting
- 251 On Recovery
- 250 On Private Life
- 249 Sunday at the Forum
- 248 On Strict Definitions
- 247 From the Cutting Room Floor
- 246 A Very Special Episode of ROY BARLEY
- 245 On Fleece
- 244 On D.I.Y.
- 243 Even more Fun & Games
- 242 On Oratory
- 241 On Fine Art
- 240 Canadian Follies
- 239 More on Paternity
- 238 On Simple Economics
- 237 On Predation
- 236 On Feminine Charm
- 235 Sunday on the Slab
- 234 More on Medicine
- 233 Darwin v. God
- 232 Unborn Again
- 231 On Dominance
- 230 On Finding Faith
- 229 On Framing Techniques
- 228 On Social Functions
- 227 On Going Green
- 226 Volume Two Begins (And not a moment too soon)
- 225 End of Volume One
- 224 On Getting what you Give
- 223 On Verse
- 222 New Competition for the Giant Head
- 221 On Attraction
- 220 Cult of the Giant Head
- 219 Sunday Fix-up
- 218 Another Soured Relationship (Sigh)
- 217 On Conspiracy
- 216 More on Celebrity
- 215 Introducing... the FBI?
- 214 Mysterious Propaganda
- 213 On Narcissism
- 212 FLASHBACK: On Phobia
- 211 Another Bang from Ms. Tabitha
- 210 So much more on Romance
- 209 On Coming Clean
- 208 The Tragedy of Miscommunication
- 207 More on Careers
- 206 On Friends
- 205 On Perches
- 204 On Effective Prostitution
- 203 Fan Art!
- 202 Breaking News
- 201 HELL PICNIC
- 200 Meet the Mayor!
- 199 On Decision-making
- 198 The Radio is Broken
- 197 On Penguin Celebrity
- 196 If it's April, this must be Tabitha
- 195 Tootin' with the Stars
- 194 Sunday Nudity
- 193 On Prescience
- 192 On Machismo
- 191 On Doomsday
- 190 It's THAT Time of Year, again.
- 189 FLASHBACK: Latch-key Roy
- 188 We should all be Bobble-heads!
- 187 Another Perspective
- 186 Super Adventure
- 185 On Wedlock
- 184 On Terror
- 183 On Name-calling
- 182 On Burnt Bridges
- 181 Spanish Heaven Plug
- 180 More on Relationships
- 179 FLASHBACK: Pete comes to Panic River
- 178 On Responsibility
- 177 Tabitha Bang, Again
- 176 On Astronomy
- 175 On International Affairs
- 174 On Fathers & Sons
- 173 On Enlightenment
- 172 The Remarkable Human Body
- 171 FREE BONUS GIFT!
- 170 Meet Tabitha Bang
- 169 More on Communication
- 168 The Day After Roy Barley Escapes
- 167 ROY BARLEY ESCAPES!!! (Starring Roy Barley!!!)
- 166 On Wit
- 165 Medical Miracle!
- 164 On Honor
- 163 FLASHBACK: The Scene of the Crime
- 162 On Flirtin' with Disaster (Non-clam Version)
- 161 On Pithiness
- 160 Trouble with the Elderly
- 159 More on Celebrity
- 158 After Dark
- 157 Lucky Louie
- 156 On Retirement
- 155 On Malignancy
- 154 Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!
- 153 Another Prolapsed Rectum
- 152 Another Pointless Plug
- 151 Message for the Kids
- 150 On Talent
- 149 In a Pickle
- 148 Radio Rodeo
- 147 On Grievances
- 146 On Limitations
- 145 To put away Childish Things
- 144 On Connection
- 143 Home-care for the Disabled
- 142 Still in the Running
- 141 Affairs in Order
- 140 On the Afterlife
- 139 Not Cancelled: The Return of Roy Barley
- 138 Rerun: Comix for the Deaf
- 137 Rerun: Papp's Smear Campaign
- 136 Rerun: Mourning Meanwhile at the South Pole
- 135 Rerun: Meanwhile at the South Pole (III)
- 134 Rerun: Meanwhile at the South Pole (II)
- 133 Rerun: Meanwhile at the South Pole (I)
- 132 Mourning the Loss of a Fine Strip
- 131 Rerun: Gossip like Wildfire
- 130 Rerun: How Gossip Distorts the Truth
- 129 Rerun: Mr. Pencil discovers Propaganda
- 128 Replacement Strip
- 127 That Old Community Spirit
- 126 Down in Chinatown
- 125 On Acting Casual
- 124 The ol' Pickle-Glasses Gag
- 123 Close Encounters of the Turgid Kind
- 122 The Demon-Haunted World
- 121 Of course he isn't THE "Mohamet" (that would be wrong)
- 120 On Advice
- 119 The Ham Trick
- 118 Even more on Image Enhancement
- 117 Behind the Scenes, Some More
- 116 Mideast Piece
- 115 A Chill in the Air
- 114 The Politics of Square-Dancing
- 113 On Etiquette
- 112 The Best Offense is a good Pretense
- 111 Flogging for Votes
- 110 At the Core
- 109 On Intervention
- 108 On Evangelism
- 107 More on Relationships
- 106 A Puzzling New Development
- 105 On Acting
- 104 If We're Inside, it MUST be Joke-time!
- 103 Goddamn Advertisements!
- 102 Dry Mouth & Word Games
- 101 On Conquest
- 100 They Walk Among Us
- 99 More on Image Enhancement
- 98 On Image Enhancement
- 97 On Foreign Languages
- 96 Create Your Own
- 95 Back at Worthington
- 94 On the Power of Effective Advertising
- 93 On Optics
- 92 Love from Above
- 91 Sunday in Canada: Special Maple Leaf Edition
- 90 On the Mysterious
- 89 Celebrity Citizenry
- 88 Life is like a Soap Opera, but with Less Money.
- 87 On Interspecies Dating
- 86 On Conjugal Romance
- 85 A Sirius House on Sirius Earth
- 84 On Magick
- 83 More Funny Games
- 82 On Public Speaking
- 81 More on Parenting
- 80 Pick a Candidate
- 79 On Superheroism
- 78 More Q & A.
- 77 Slouching toward NC-17
- 76 TGIF
- 75 The Man with the Big Hat
- 74 On Pulchritude
- 73 Homecoming
- 72 On Alternative Lifestyles
- 70 More on Marriage
- 69 On Cinema
- 68 In the Running
- 67 On Gossip
- 66 Destitute
- 65 Old Man Blues
- 64 On Politics
- 63 Gearing up for the Election
- 62 More on Relationships
- 61 Helpful Hint
- 60 On Paternity
- 59 More Serious Radio
- 58 On Feelings
- 57 Introducing Luis Carvajal
- 56 Serious Radio
- 55 :-)
- 54 The Fat Life
- 53 On Voyeurism
- 52 Maximum Doodledrive
- 51 Two and One-Sixteenth Men
- 50 Comes a Pretty Lady
- 49 Weekends with Bork
- 48 Gratuitous Advertising
- 47 The Curious Ubiquity of X
- 46 On Being
- 45 Objectification
- 44 On Parenting
- 43 Bubble Gum
- 42 More Fun & Games
- 41 Scott Baio 1999
- 40 Politics as Usual
- 39 On Desire
- 38 On Relationships
- 37 This Human Zoo
- 36 Q&A: Speaking of Myself in the Third Person
- 35 Behind the Scenes Again
- 34 Screwed & Blued
- 33 On Romance
- 32 On Ham
- 31 Paranormal Stale
- 30 Behind the Scenes
- 29 On Senility
- 28 At Dusk
- 27 The Pick-Up
- 26 Sunday Theatre
- 25 The Mystery Deepens
- 24 Fun & Games
- 23 The Piano
- 22 Gathering Moss
- 21 Speaking of Roy Barley
- 20 Grandmother Blues
- 19 Starring Paul Coyle
- 18 On Creativity
- 17 Into the Mayan Tomb
- 16 On Koalas
- 16 A Non-winter Sunday in the Southern Hemisphere
- 15 On the Job
- 14 Entering Backwards
- 13 Even More Love
- 12 The Chief Speaks
- 11 On the Fence
- 10 Twistin' the Night Away
- 09 More Love
- 08 Inventor's Corner
- 07 On Riseley
- 06 Manitoba Love
- 05 Dog After Noonday
- 04 Work Ethic
- 03 Doctor's Orders
- 02 On Meaning
- 01 Barley Info
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First
Prev
- 303 The Master
- 302 Rodney King, But Not THE Rodney King
- 301 Love is a Many-Tentacled Thing
- 300 In Praise of....
- 299 The One Before the Boobs
- 298 With Steve
- 297 Afloating
- 296 The Return Returneth
- 295 Roy Barley Returns to Rock 2010 (Believe It, Pinko!)
- 294 Is the Mysterious Hiatus at an End?
- 293 On Why Shit Never Gets Done
- 292 A Part of You Dies, Too...
- 291 On Antisemanticism
- 290 On Grammaticalisms & Shit
- 289 On Who We Are, Inside
- 288 Reason v. Religion
- 287 Kids These Days (Full-color Fun!) **PULLED**
- 286 The Comic Artist...
- 285 The Resemblance is Uncanny!
- 284 Draw Merle Contest!!
- 283 On Multiculturalism
- 282 On Journalistic Integrity
- 281 Have we done this joke before..?
- 280 On Celebrity Status
- 279 RePost
- 278 RePost
- 277 Old Wives' Tales, Cossack-style
- 276 Blockbuster Diary
- 275 On Returning
- 274 On Heroes & Villains
- 273 On Making History
- 272 On being the Dictator
- 271 On Dressing for Succe$$
- 270 Cue the Cool Music
- 269 This is your Grandfather on Drugs
- 268 The Story So Far...
- 267 On Self-Congratulations
- 266 On Terminal Rigidity
- 265 On Big Ideas
- 264 Butting up to the Line, Again.
- 263 On Partying HARD
- 262 He walks among us...
- 261 On Sagging Ratings
- 260 Away from Her
- 259 On being Polite
- 258 On Outdoorsmanship
- 257 On the Perfect Date
- 256 On Listening
- 255 More on the Blues
- 254 On Natural Tendencies
- 253 More from the Cutting Room Floor
- 252 More on Parenting
- 251 On Recovery
- 250 On Private Life
- 249 Sunday at the Forum
- 248 On Strict Definitions
- 247 From the Cutting Room Floor
- 246 A Very Special Episode of ROY BARLEY
- 245 On Fleece
- 244 On D.I.Y.
- 243 Even more Fun & Games
- 242 On Oratory
- 241 On Fine Art
- 240 Canadian Follies
- 239 More on Paternity
- 238 On Simple Economics
- 237 On Predation
- 236 On Feminine Charm
- 235 Sunday on the Slab
- 234 More on Medicine
- 233 Darwin v. God
- 232 Unborn Again
- 231 On Dominance
- 230 On Finding Faith
- 229 On Framing Techniques
- 228 On Social Functions
- 227 On Going Green
- 226 Volume Two Begins (And not a moment too soon)
- 225 End of Volume One
- 224 On Getting what you Give
- 223 On Verse
- 222 New Competition for the Giant Head
- 221 On Attraction
- 220 Cult of the Giant Head
- 219 Sunday Fix-up
- 218 Another Soured Relationship (Sigh)
- 217 On Conspiracy
- 216 More on Celebrity
- 215 Introducing... the FBI?
- 214 Mysterious Propaganda
- 213 On Narcissism
- 212 FLASHBACK: On Phobia
- 211 Another Bang from Ms. Tabitha
- 210 So much more on Romance
- 209 On Coming Clean
- 208 The Tragedy of Miscommunication
- 207 More on Careers
- 206 On Friends
- 205 On Perches
- 204 On Effective Prostitution
- 203 Fan Art!
- 202 Breaking News
- 201 HELL PICNIC
- 200 Meet the Mayor!
- 199 On Decision-making
- 198 The Radio is Broken
- 197 On Penguin Celebrity
- 196 If it's April, this must be Tabitha
- 195 Tootin' with the Stars
- 194 Sunday Nudity
- 193 On Prescience
- 192 On Machismo
- 191 On Doomsday
- 190 It's THAT Time of Year, again.
- 189 FLASHBACK: Latch-key Roy
- 188 We should all be Bobble-heads!
- 187 Another Perspective
- 186 Super Adventure
- 185 On Wedlock
- 184 On Terror
- 183 On Name-calling
- 182 On Burnt Bridges
- 181 Spanish Heaven Plug
- 180 More on Relationships
- 179 FLASHBACK: Pete comes to Panic River
- 178 On Responsibility
- 177 Tabitha Bang, Again
- 176 On Astronomy
- 175 On International Affairs
- 174 On Fathers & Sons
- 173 On Enlightenment
- 172 The Remarkable Human Body
- 171 FREE BONUS GIFT!
- 170 Meet Tabitha Bang
- 169 More on Communication
- 168 The Day After Roy Barley Escapes
- 167 ROY BARLEY ESCAPES!!! (Starring Roy Barley!!!)
- 166 On Wit
- 165 Medical Miracle!
- 164 On Honor
- 163 FLASHBACK: The Scene of the Crime
- 162 On Flirtin' with Disaster (Non-clam Version)
- 161 On Pithiness
- 160 Trouble with the Elderly
- 159 More on Celebrity
- 158 After Dark
- 157 Lucky Louie
- 156 On Retirement
- 155 On Malignancy
- 154 Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!
- 153 Another Prolapsed Rectum
- 152 Another Pointless Plug
- 151 Message for the Kids
- 150 On Talent
- 149 In a Pickle
- 148 Radio Rodeo
- 147 On Grievances
- 146 On Limitations
- 145 To put away Childish Things
- 144 On Connection
- 143 Home-care for the Disabled
- 142 Still in the Running
- 141 Affairs in Order
- 140 On the Afterlife
- 139 Not Cancelled: The Return of Roy Barley
- 138 Rerun: Comix for the Deaf
- 137 Rerun: Papp's Smear Campaign
- 136 Rerun: Mourning Meanwhile at the South Pole
- 135 Rerun: Meanwhile at the South Pole (III)
- 134 Rerun: Meanwhile at the South Pole (II)
- 133 Rerun: Meanwhile at the South Pole (I)
- 132 Mourning the Loss of a Fine Strip
- 131 Rerun: Gossip like Wildfire
- 130 Rerun: How Gossip Distorts the Truth
- 129 Rerun: Mr. Pencil discovers Propaganda
- 128 Replacement Strip
- 127 That Old Community Spirit
- 126 Down in Chinatown
- 125 On Acting Casual
- 124 The ol' Pickle-Glasses Gag
- 123 Close Encounters of the Turgid Kind
- 122 The Demon-Haunted World
- 121 Of course he isn't THE "Mohamet" (that would be wrong)
- 120 On Advice
- 119 The Ham Trick
- 118 Even more on Image Enhancement
- 117 Behind the Scenes, Some More
- 116 Mideast Piece
- 115 A Chill in the Air
- 114 The Politics of Square-Dancing
- 113 On Etiquette
- 112 The Best Offense is a good Pretense
- 111 Flogging for Votes
- 110 At the Core
- 109 On Intervention
- 108 On Evangelism
- 107 More on Relationships
- 106 A Puzzling New Development
- 105 On Acting
- 104 If We're Inside, it MUST be Joke-time!
- 103 Goddamn Advertisements!
- 102 Dry Mouth & Word Games
- 101 On Conquest
- 100 They Walk Among Us
- 99 More on Image Enhancement
- 98 On Image Enhancement
- 97 On Foreign Languages
- 96 Create Your Own
- 95 Back at Worthington
- 94 On the Power of Effective Advertising
- 93 On Optics
- 92 Love from Above
- 91 Sunday in Canada: Special Maple Leaf Edition
- 90 On the Mysterious
- 89 Celebrity Citizenry
- 88 Life is like a Soap Opera, but with Less Money.
- 87 On Interspecies Dating
- 86 On Conjugal Romance
- 85 A Sirius House on Sirius Earth
- 84 On Magick
- 83 More Funny Games
- 82 On Public Speaking
- 81 More on Parenting
- 80 Pick a Candidate
- 79 On Superheroism
- 78 More Q & A.
- 77 Slouching toward NC-17
- 76 TGIF
- 75 The Man with the Big Hat
- 74 On Pulchritude
- 73 Homecoming
- 72 On Alternative Lifestyles
- 70 More on Marriage
- 69 On Cinema
- 68 In the Running
- 67 On Gossip
- 66 Destitute
- 65 Old Man Blues
- 64 On Politics
- 63 Gearing up for the Election
- 62 More on Relationships
- 61 Helpful Hint
- 60 On Paternity
- 59 More Serious Radio
- 58 On Feelings
- 57 Introducing Luis Carvajal
- 56 Serious Radio
- 55 :-)
- 54 The Fat Life
- 53 On Voyeurism
- 52 Maximum Doodledrive
- 51 Two and One-Sixteenth Men
- 50 Comes a Pretty Lady
- 49 Weekends with Bork
- 48 Gratuitous Advertising
- 47 The Curious Ubiquity of X
- 46 On Being
- 45 Objectification
- 44 On Parenting
- 43 Bubble Gum
- 42 More Fun & Games
- 41 Scott Baio 1999
- 40 Politics as Usual
- 39 On Desire
- 38 On Relationships
- 37 This Human Zoo
- 36 Q&A: Speaking of Myself in the Third Person
- 35 Behind the Scenes Again
- 34 Screwed & Blued
- 33 On Romance
- 32 On Ham
- 31 Paranormal Stale
- 30 Behind the Scenes
- 29 On Senility
- 28 At Dusk
- 27 The Pick-Up
- 26 Sunday Theatre
- 25 The Mystery Deepens
- 24 Fun & Games
- 23 The Piano
- 22 Gathering Moss
- 21 Speaking of Roy Barley
- 20 Grandmother Blues
- 19 Starring Paul Coyle
- 18 On Creativity
- 17 Into the Mayan Tomb
- 16 On Koalas
- 16 A Non-winter Sunday in the Southern Hemisphere
- 15 On the Job
- 14 Entering Backwards
- 13 Even More Love
- 12 The Chief Speaks
- 11 On the Fence
- 10 Twistin' the Night Away
- 09 More Love
- 08 Inventor's Corner
- 07 On Riseley
- 06 Manitoba Love
- 05 Dog After Noonday
- 04 Work Ethic
- 03 Doctor's Orders
- 02 On Meaning
- 01 Barley Info
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Author notes
I was a little worried about this one because the dialogue gives away the grand, final twist. Fortunately, only lip-readers will know what that final twist is.
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