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- [54] Forgotten Moments in History #2
- [53] Freedom!
- [52] Ninja Shark vs. Salsa Shark
- [51] Meanwhile, on the US-Mexico Border
- [50] The Super Fantastic Fiftieth Strip Spectacular
- [49] Negotiations
- [48] The Best Defense
- [47] Enemy at the Gates
- [46] Victory Dance
- [45] Retaliation
- [44] The Plot Thickens
- [43] Border Skirmish
- [42] Trench Warfare
- [41] We're Taking Over
- [40] Hype Central
- [39] Invasion
- [38] Did You Get the Memo?
- [37] Get Your Story Straight (by: Glen Kenner)
- [36] The Light, the Heat. I am Complete
- [35] IKEA Sells Swedish Meatballs
- [34] I Attack! Huzzah!
- [33] It's a Matter of Motivation
- [32] Hu, What, Where, When, Why and How?
- [31] Turn on Your Heart Light.
- [30] Uncle Palpatine Wants You!
- [29] Breaking News
- [28] Forgotten Moments in History, pt 1
- [27] Equal Opportunity
- [26] How Much for Your Women?
- [25] You Tha Man Now, Dawg
- [24] Buisness Up Front, Party in the Back.
- [23] Rule Number 2
- [22] Rule Number One
- [21] Rules of the Chick (Con't)
- [20] Rules of the Chick, Prelude
- [19] A Short Message to My Landlord.
- [18] Trial By Norris
- [17] Inside the Actor's Studio
- [16] Four Months?
- [15] Tell Your Friends.
- [14] Search for the Gatekeeper.
- [13] European Swallows
- [12] He is the Keymaster
- [11] Game Recognize Game (The Invasion Beings)
- [10] Advice from Dr. Phil
- [09] Sports and Sex go Hand in Hand
- [08] Ninja-Shark's New Threads
- [07] Theory of Evolution
- [06] Ninja-Shark's Lament
- [05] America's Newest Superhero
- [04] Oh Noes!
- [03] It's not Like the Movies.
- [02] Wookies.
- [01] Tattoos are hardcore.
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First
Prev
- [54] Forgotten Moments in History #2
- [53] Freedom!
- [52] Ninja Shark vs. Salsa Shark
- [51] Meanwhile, on the US-Mexico Border
- [50] The Super Fantastic Fiftieth Strip Spectacular
- [49] Negotiations
- [48] The Best Defense
- [47] Enemy at the Gates
- [46] Victory Dance
- [45] Retaliation
- [44] The Plot Thickens
- [43] Border Skirmish
- [42] Trench Warfare
- [41] We're Taking Over
- [40] Hype Central
- [39] Invasion
- [38] Did You Get the Memo?
- [37] Get Your Story Straight (by: Glen Kenner)
- [36] The Light, the Heat. I am Complete
- [35] IKEA Sells Swedish Meatballs
- [34] I Attack! Huzzah!
- [33] It's a Matter of Motivation
- [32] Hu, What, Where, When, Why and How?
- [31] Turn on Your Heart Light.
- [30] Uncle Palpatine Wants You!
- [29] Breaking News
- [28] Forgotten Moments in History, pt 1
- [27] Equal Opportunity
- [26] How Much for Your Women?
- [25] You Tha Man Now, Dawg
- [24] Buisness Up Front, Party in the Back.
- [23] Rule Number 2
- [22] Rule Number One
- [21] Rules of the Chick (Con't)
- [20] Rules of the Chick, Prelude
- [19] A Short Message to My Landlord.
- [18] Trial By Norris
- [17] Inside the Actor's Studio
- [16] Four Months?
- [15] Tell Your Friends.
- [14] Search for the Gatekeeper.
- [13] European Swallows
- [12] He is the Keymaster
- [11] Game Recognize Game (The Invasion Beings)
- [10] Advice from Dr. Phil
- [09] Sports and Sex go Hand in Hand
- [08] Ninja-Shark's New Threads
- [07] Theory of Evolution
- [06] Ninja-Shark's Lament
- [05] America's Newest Superhero
- [04] Oh Noes!
- [03] It's not Like the Movies.
- [02] Wookies.
- [01] Tattoos are hardcore.
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Author notes
When I was nineteen I fell in with a group of kids at college lovingly named The Lounge. The Lounge almost achieved nationhood there for a while during my second freshman year. Anyway, during that second freshman year my friends and I realized the importance of The Rules of the Chick. The Rules actually replaced the condom in most of our wallets. We took these very seriously in our early/mid twenties. There are nearly 120 Rules at last count, and I won't subject you to all of them as some are very specific to us. But all of these are actual rules, and they all stem from personal experiences. Hopefully you learn from our mistakes.
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