STOCKS

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[24] Buisness Up Front, Party in the Back.

stocks

on April 9, 2006

You know, this is never a haircut I sported. I did the bowl for most of my life. It was quick, moderately fashionable and was very versatile.

Early in my youth it was all about the spike. basically a really tall crew cut.

Now that I'm starting to grow the solar panel on my dome, I've decided to own my own hairline. So I cut it all off. Originally, I wanted to look like Anthony Edwards from ER. That was the goal.

Unfortunately, I look more like Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket. I came up very short on that goal.

The good thing about wearing a baldy is that there is a long line of sexy bald men.

Patrick Stewart
Sean Connery
Samuel Jackson
Yul Brynner
Howie Mandel really only came into his own after he sheared his head.

Then there are the women. Sinead O'Conner, Natalie Portman. Oh yeah, bald is indeed beautiful, my friends.

Bald is beautiful.