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[45] Retaliation

stocks

on May 8, 2006

I really do hate SUV's, like, with a firey passion. Most people that drive them don't need them, and few people that own them know how to drive them.

That makes them dangerous. I just saw a sign on the internet, it was a traffic sign that said:
"Left Lane Ends"
"Go ahead and cut in on us at the last second in your SUV. Everyone's cool with it."

It's funny, because it's true.

I remember last summer we had a really early morning MVA call, SUV vs. sedan. Poor girl in the Camry was just trying to get to work, and she got rearended by some ass in an Explorer. She was fine, he banged his head on the front windshield.

The whole time I was working all I could think was, "Eh, the soccer dad deserved it." I was also glad we had to pull the Explorer onto the wrecker. Maybe next time he'll buy a hybrid…which would probably explode.

By the way, if you looked at yesterday's incentive graphic. That's a true story.