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- [54] Forgotten Moments in History #2
- [53] Freedom!
- [52] Ninja Shark vs. Salsa Shark
- [51] Meanwhile, on the US-Mexico Border
- [50] The Super Fantastic Fiftieth Strip Spectacular
- [49] Negotiations
- [48] The Best Defense
- [47] Enemy at the Gates
- [46] Victory Dance
- [45] Retaliation
- [44] The Plot Thickens
- [43] Border Skirmish
- [42] Trench Warfare
- [41] We're Taking Over
- [40] Hype Central
- [39] Invasion
- [38] Did You Get the Memo?
- [37] Get Your Story Straight (by: Glen Kenner)
- [36] The Light, the Heat. I am Complete
- [35] IKEA Sells Swedish Meatballs
- [34] I Attack! Huzzah!
- [33] It's a Matter of Motivation
- [32] Hu, What, Where, When, Why and How?
- [31] Turn on Your Heart Light.
- [30] Uncle Palpatine Wants You!
- [29] Breaking News
- [28] Forgotten Moments in History, pt 1
- [27] Equal Opportunity
- [26] How Much for Your Women?
- [25] You Tha Man Now, Dawg
- [24] Buisness Up Front, Party in the Back.
- [23] Rule Number 2
- [22] Rule Number One
- [21] Rules of the Chick (Con't)
- [20] Rules of the Chick, Prelude
- [19] A Short Message to My Landlord.
- [18] Trial By Norris
- [17] Inside the Actor's Studio
- [16] Four Months?
- [15] Tell Your Friends.
- [14] Search for the Gatekeeper.
- [13] European Swallows
- [12] He is the Keymaster
- [11] Game Recognize Game (The Invasion Beings)
- [10] Advice from Dr. Phil
- [09] Sports and Sex go Hand in Hand
- [08] Ninja-Shark's New Threads
- [07] Theory of Evolution
- [06] Ninja-Shark's Lament
- [05] America's Newest Superhero
- [04] Oh Noes!
- [03] It's not Like the Movies.
- [02] Wookies.
- [01] Tattoos are hardcore.
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First
Prev
- [54] Forgotten Moments in History #2
- [53] Freedom!
- [52] Ninja Shark vs. Salsa Shark
- [51] Meanwhile, on the US-Mexico Border
- [50] The Super Fantastic Fiftieth Strip Spectacular
- [49] Negotiations
- [48] The Best Defense
- [47] Enemy at the Gates
- [46] Victory Dance
- [45] Retaliation
- [44] The Plot Thickens
- [43] Border Skirmish
- [42] Trench Warfare
- [41] We're Taking Over
- [40] Hype Central
- [39] Invasion
- [38] Did You Get the Memo?
- [37] Get Your Story Straight (by: Glen Kenner)
- [36] The Light, the Heat. I am Complete
- [35] IKEA Sells Swedish Meatballs
- [34] I Attack! Huzzah!
- [33] It's a Matter of Motivation
- [32] Hu, What, Where, When, Why and How?
- [31] Turn on Your Heart Light.
- [30] Uncle Palpatine Wants You!
- [29] Breaking News
- [28] Forgotten Moments in History, pt 1
- [27] Equal Opportunity
- [26] How Much for Your Women?
- [25] You Tha Man Now, Dawg
- [24] Buisness Up Front, Party in the Back.
- [23] Rule Number 2
- [22] Rule Number One
- [21] Rules of the Chick (Con't)
- [20] Rules of the Chick, Prelude
- [19] A Short Message to My Landlord.
- [18] Trial By Norris
- [17] Inside the Actor's Studio
- [16] Four Months?
- [15] Tell Your Friends.
- [14] Search for the Gatekeeper.
- [13] European Swallows
- [12] He is the Keymaster
- [11] Game Recognize Game (The Invasion Beings)
- [10] Advice from Dr. Phil
- [09] Sports and Sex go Hand in Hand
- [08] Ninja-Shark's New Threads
- [07] Theory of Evolution
- [06] Ninja-Shark's Lament
- [05] America's Newest Superhero
- [04] Oh Noes!
- [03] It's not Like the Movies.
- [02] Wookies.
- [01] Tattoos are hardcore.
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I really do hate SUV's, like, with a firey passion. Most people that drive them don't need them, and few people that own them know how to drive them. That makes them dangerous. I just saw a sign on the internet, it was a traffic sign that said: "Left Lane Ends" "Go ahead and cut in on us at the last second in your SUV. Everyone's cool with it." It's funny, because it's true. I remember last summer we had a really early morning MVA call, SUV vs. sedan. Poor girl in the Camry was just trying to get to work, and she got rearended by some ass in an Explorer. She was fine, he banged his head on the front windshield. The whole time I was working all I could think was, "Eh, the soccer dad deserved it." I was also glad we had to pull the Explorer onto the wrecker. Maybe next time he'll buy a hybrid…which would probably explode. By the way, if you looked at yesterday's incentive graphic. That's a true story.
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