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TADA!!

stickboybob

on Nov. 6, 2007

captain! theres an unidentified object heading our way!

oh really now? ho hum. well on screen!

yes sir!

dear god what is that?!?

activate anaylizer and bring me your finest bacon liquer!

it apears to be… a giant.. ball of lard!

hmmm..oh what?!? full reverse!!

engines unresponsive! we're being sucked in!

noooo!!

wait, ive got ive got and idea

noooo!! i mean, lets hear it man!

we might be able to create a transflux waste removal vortex by pressing the large shiny red button!

do it!

"beep! diet mode engaged. salad beam activated"

fire!

no effect sir!

well, its been nice knowing you.

you to sir.

pilot, i just want you to know.

yes sir?

i love you.

i love you to sir.

YARRRRRGGGAGMMRFKLFMNhjhbnbgb&%#909nb……

tune in next week for an all new adventure on: "encounters with fat men in speedos"