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Poorly Drawn Spaceman STRIKES BACK!

thegreatjoebivins

on Dec. 13, 2006

Still my favorite of all the incredibly stupid series I've created. This one didn't have any womanizing, though. But it DID allow me to geek out and figure out a new method of traveling faster than light: FONZY DRIVE! Did you ever notice how Fonzy and other cool people sometimes seem to defy the laws of reality in their sheer coolness? Well in the Poorly Drawn Spaceman universe, scientists found a way to harness the power of coolness to create reality warping fields which not only allow for someone to travel faster than light, but also allow them to do it on a thimblefull of grain alcohol, as the coolness field magnifies the thrust potential of fuel by a million percent! Therefore in this universe speed is measured in levels of coolness! ISN'T IT NEEDLESSLY COMPLICATED?!?!? FANTASTIC!!!