Satans Evil Square

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Improbable Biology!

thegreatjoebivins

on Sept. 13, 2007

I like to think a hamburger is half cow, half death. Death is DELICIOUS.

Those commercials seriously bug me though. The Whopper is clearly at least half human, and in the early ads his wife appeared to be a regular woman, making their child (Whopper Jr.) only one quarter hamburger and 3/4 human! Then the most recent ad shows that Whopper's daughter appears to be just a regular girl (she is of course only 1/4 hamburger)! WHERE ARE THESE BURGER CREATURES COMING FROM AND WHY ARE THEY BREEDING WITH US?!? IT MUST STOP!