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             - Logic Kills Bears 
             - Sims in your underpants 
             - Ironic about Elvis 
             - Africa and Beyond Chapter 3: Poached - Poacher's Story Part 1 
             - Africa and Beyond Chapter 3: Poached - Feces a Flyin' 
             - Africa and Beyond Chapter 3: Poached - Doodles  
             - Africa and Beyond Chapter 3: Poached - Hunting Party 
            Africa and Beyond Chapter 3: Poached - Surprise! Lion 
             - Africa and Beyond Chapter 2: Retail Hell - Gorillas in the Electronic Department 
             - Africa and Beyond Chapter 2: Retail Hell - Punishment 
             - Africa and Beyond Chapter 2: Retail Hell - Kevin 
             - Africa and Beyond Chapter 2: Retail Hell - Diane 
             - Africa and Beyond Chapter 2: Retail Hell - Megapixel Magic! 
             - Africa and Beyond Chapter 2: Retail Hell - Why the Clerks Are So Smart 
             - Soul Stealing Peter 
             - Filler: Character Page 
             Africa and Beyond Chapter 2: Retail Hell - Big Fat Texan Killing Celebrity 
             - Africa and Beyond Chapter 1: Raising the Bar - Job Offer 
             - Africa and Beyond Chapter 1: Raising the Bar - Running Over Texans 
             - Africa and Beyond Chapter 1: Raising the Bar - Dueling With Water Pistols 
             - Africa and Beyond Chapter 1: Raising the Bar - Duelin Time! 
             - Africa and Beyond Chapter 1: Raising the Bar - Bars With No Toilets 
             - Africa and Beyond Chapter 1: Raising the Bar - Glasses Are For Pussies 
             - Africa and Beyond Chapter 1: Raising the Bar - Dumped By A Cripple 
            Africa and Beyond Chapter 1: Raising the Bar - Caught By A Cougar 
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             - Coffee 
            Ringbacks 
             - Raiders of the Lost Farce Part 20 
             - Raiders of the Lost Farce Part 19 
             - Raiders of the Lost Farce Part 18 
             - Raiders of the Lost Farce Part 17 
             - Raiders of the Lost Farce Part 16 
             - Raiders of the Lost Farce Part 15 
             - Raiders of the Lost Farce Part 14 
             - Raiders of the Lost Farce Part 13 
             - Raiders of the Lost Farce Part 12 
             - Raiders of the Lost Farce Part 11 
             - Raiders of the Lost Farce Part 10 
             - Raiders of the Lost Farce Part 9 
             - Raiders of the Lost Farce Part 8 
             - Raiders of the Lost Farce Part 7 
             - Raiders of the Lost Farce Part 6 
             - Raiders of the Lost Farce Part 5 
             - Raiders of the Lost Farce Part 4 
             - Raiders of the Lost Farce Part 3 
             - Raiders of the Lost Farce Part 2 
            Raiders of the Lost Farce Part 1 
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        Author notes 
        
        Well, it's not gay if it's from the tap. But if you cognizantly take a Miller Lite and put it in a glass, just stop drinking beer; a man's drink; and get a friggin Vodka and Cranberry, queer.
       
    
    
     
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