Sex with Apricots
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The Internet is Powered by Enslaved Hamsters. Seriously, somebody DO SOMETHING!!! Also, sign my petition to make everything better, thanks.
Kalos onSD actually e-mailed me to lengthen the title of this one. I love it.
Also, I spent a few hours brainstorming scenarios where it would be highly inappropriate to call someone a dick.
Oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BIRDAY, YOU PUNK.
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