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Kurayami

on Oct. 29, 2009

Dear Journal,

Today while wearing my favorite shoes; I walked into my neighbors house to check on her 2 kitties while she was gone. Well; the d*** head older cat pushed the door shut to the bathroom for the younger cat so the cat decided to go doody on the floor.

Me being my un-lucky self; stepped straight into the poop; ended up smearing it; fell while taking off my shoe to wash it and had about a hour and a half clean up. If not already mad enough while I was setting out my shoes to dry; the cat ran out the door. So I chased it halfway across the d*** neighborhood.

BUT! When I finally caught it; I had to grip it hard so it couldn't get away; and then it went on the scratch the s*** outta me as I walked back with it.

Then after another hour of clean-up duty (for my wounds and the d*** cats blood-stained fur) I got everything back up to pace. Without a thought I went outside; locked the door, picked up my shoes and saw my socks were all ripped up from the run. That was the icing on the cake- oh wait no it wasn't! When I was halfway to my house another cat ran by; scared me and made me fall to avoid hurting myshoes and saw my socks were all ripped up from the run. That was the icing on the cake- oh wait no it wasn't! When I was halfway to my house another cat ran by; scared me and made me fall to avoid it. I cut my knee in the process.

I HATE CATS.