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- #76 Dank Issues a Challenge
- #75 Guardian of Audial Comprehension
- #74 Matters of Great Concern
- #73 The Trials of Olympus
- #72 Bears in Airplanes
- #71 Upon Delving into the World of Dreams
- #70 The Perilous Pontification of Peter Pig.
- #69 Sir. My beverage is too delicious.
- #68 Sandwiches From the Abyss.
- #67 Guardian of Confidence.
- #66 The mound of contempt.
- #65 The Swinger in Repose.
- #64 That's right.
- #63 You've pissed off the rhino.
- #62 It's really not that big.
- #61 AAAAAAaaaaaaaaggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- #60 Guardian of Work Ethic.
- #59 Another dumb question.
- #58 A pause for the doctor
- #57 Guardian of Stairs.
- #56 Island Rumble.
- #55 Some people wear hats!
- #54 Superior court judge.
- #53 Solitude.
- #52 The fist is civilization.
- #51 Photoshop is fun!
- #50 Master of Myst.
- #49 Birds dont have teeth!
- #48 Technological Questions.
- #47 Hmmm.
- #46 Prejudice
- #45 No means no!
- #44 The Craving.
- #43 Waterpot of Lions.
- #42 Carpet Adventure.
- #41 The Aftermath.
- #40 A Bagel.
- #39 Unnatural Alchemy.
- #38 Yay, Hypocrisy!!
- #37 Literal Thinking!
- #36 A Sad Existence.
- #35 Grape Nuts(tm).
- #34 Blob makeover.
- #33 Camping.
- #32 Street Vendor.
- #31 Pac Man Fever.
- #30 Krazy Kwote
- #29 Experiment.
- #28 Shiggity Schweppes.
- #27 Sandwich Knight.
- #26 Ominous Spatter.
- #25 A Traumatic Event.
- #24 To Frighten a Calla Lily.
- #23 Text-Based Filler.
- #22 The Critic.
- #21 The Plot Twist.
- # 20 The Ponder.
- #19 The Bags
- #18 The Pre-game Taunt
- #17 The Legend
- #16 Mister Moon
- #15 Lone Ranger
- #14 Ice Cream!
- #13 A Farewell to Arms
- #12 Alice, whoa!
- #11 Rooby Doo!!!
- #10 Woo! Brittle plastic!
- #9 Yay! Vowels!
- #8 Chloroform Tag!!!!! Rawr!!
- #7 .........Pizza!
- #6 Dark Satellites
- #5 Our Hobbies!
- #4 Business
- #3 Extreme Poetry SHOWDOWN!!!!!!!
- #2 Space Jam!
- #1 Energy
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It sucks. Whenever I fight scum beings in pitch darkness, I get really hungry. It sucks, cause it's usually in some deep labyrinth or some other egregious horror that my adventurous spirit causes me to encounter. My ration of choice, the noble pizza is always absent from my rucksack, and it drives me into relentless killing sprees, with concrete encrusted, rusty rebar. It's all good, though, as I roll a 20 on my willpower check with my L337 skills, and I calm down. This is, of course, after I've consumed my own hands.
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