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- #76 Dank Issues a Challenge
- #75 Guardian of Audial Comprehension
- #74 Matters of Great Concern
- #73 The Trials of Olympus
- #72 Bears in Airplanes
- #71 Upon Delving into the World of Dreams
- #70 The Perilous Pontification of Peter Pig.
- #69 Sir. My beverage is too delicious.
- #68 Sandwiches From the Abyss.
- #67 Guardian of Confidence.
- #66 The mound of contempt.
- #65 The Swinger in Repose.
- #64 That's right.
- #63 You've pissed off the rhino.
- #62 It's really not that big.
- #61 AAAAAAaaaaaaaaggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- #60 Guardian of Work Ethic.
- #59 Another dumb question.
- #58 A pause for the doctor
- #57 Guardian of Stairs.
- #56 Island Rumble.
- #55 Some people wear hats!
- #54 Superior court judge.
- #53 Solitude.
- #52 The fist is civilization.
- #51 Photoshop is fun!
- #50 Master of Myst.
- #49 Birds dont have teeth!
- #48 Technological Questions.
- #47 Hmmm.
- #46 Prejudice
- #45 No means no!
- #44 The Craving.
- #43 Waterpot of Lions.
- #42 Carpet Adventure.
- #41 The Aftermath.
- #40 A Bagel.
- #39 Unnatural Alchemy.
- #38 Yay, Hypocrisy!!
- #37 Literal Thinking!
- #36 A Sad Existence.
- #35 Grape Nuts(tm).
- #34 Blob makeover.
- #33 Camping.
- #32 Street Vendor.
- #31 Pac Man Fever.
- #30 Krazy Kwote
- #29 Experiment.
- #28 Shiggity Schweppes.
- #27 Sandwich Knight.
- #26 Ominous Spatter.
- #25 A Traumatic Event.
- #24 To Frighten a Calla Lily.
- #23 Text-Based Filler.
- #22 The Critic.
- #21 The Plot Twist.
- # 20 The Ponder.
- #19 The Bags
- #18 The Pre-game Taunt
- #17 The Legend
- #16 Mister Moon
- #15 Lone Ranger
- #14 Ice Cream!
- #13 A Farewell to Arms
- #12 Alice, whoa!
- #11 Rooby Doo!!!
- #10 Woo! Brittle plastic!
- #9 Yay! Vowels!
- #8 Chloroform Tag!!!!! Rawr!!
- #7 .........Pizza!
- #6 Dark Satellites
- #5 Our Hobbies!
- #4 Business
- #3 Extreme Poetry SHOWDOWN!!!!!!!
- #2 Space Jam!
- #1 Energy
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I love ice cream. I'm a young adult, and I grow beards like a champ, but I still get excited at the presence of delicious ice cream. No matter how old you get, and no matter how much you use the completely immature excuse, "I'm too intellectually superior to give in to this childish behavior," no one can resist the calling siren of the ice cream truck. Maybe you don't go outside your dark cave and buy some, but you think about it. In the deepest recesses of your soul, you wish you had gotten some. You die a little inside. You cry, and cut yourself in the dark.
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