This name is appropriate, because Grape Nuts™ are filling as they are delicious. A mighty filler with such a name could easily be named king, and tyrant.
I love Grape Nuts™. The way they are so crunchy, yet fibrous enough to soak in a small ocean of milk, is definitely a pinnacle of human invention. They are the one honest cereal. You know how with most cereals, the volume of cereal in your dish is only determined by how they stack, and some of that space is just, well…..space! When You pour the milk, and it all floats to the top, leaving you speechless, betrayed, and bewildered. Homeless, with your identity stolen. Stripped of all rights, and dignity. Well, when Grape Nuts™ enter said dish, they all group together like a well played game of Tetris. You get a good net mass of pure cereal in there. The milk goes up all in it's face and says things like, "Yo, man. This be our turf!", and the Grape Nuts™ is all like, "No. We don't have to listen to you.", and stays at the bottom! It is assertive, and responds in a calm, respectful manner that says, "Hey, I'm tough, but I don't have to be a jerk about it." And, it busts a cap of deliciousness on your tongue, and spins it's biscuits all up in your tummy, creating a funk typhoon of fullness, and you try to spit some mad rhymes, but it just comes out like, "mmmmm miummmummmm." On the streets, and so forth.
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