Slam Dance

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#36 A Sad Existence.

YoungNastyMan

on Oct. 19, 2007

I've recently come upon a small, flat LCD tv, which is pretty exciting, as my old Tv was very old, scary, and not my friend. I once overheard it conspiring against me at 4 in the morning. It said hateful words. They were grouped in sentences like "I will poison that boy's oatmeal one day," and "This was the one. He'll be dead by morning."

Luckily, earlier that day, I invested a few points toward my intestinal fortitude skill. I feel that this was a fine decision on my part.