Slam Dance

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#57 Guardian of Stairs.

YoungNastyMan

on Dec. 13, 2007

I was champion of stair rail ridin' back in my day. I was a "Handrail Hero" if you may.

So, a couple weeks ago, I was walking around with my friend Steve(of whom Ark is based) and we encountered some stairs. Out of impulse, I mounted the stairs as I would a mighty steed, and proceeded to slide down. Steve made a joke about how he should've punched me off, and watched my body break upon the stairs going down. He would then yell at my mangled, broken body: "Hand rails are for holding on to, not sliding down!!!!!!" We then decided a comic had to be born of this.