Slam Dance

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#58 A pause for the doctor

YoungNastyMan

on Dec. 24, 2007

I figured after this long while, a new avatar was necessary. But, then I realized that to be truly elaborate, I should install a message to be put forth for all to see. I was so enamored by the idea, that I hurled two messages at once, for twice the impact!

Message 1: Dr. Pepper is friggin delicious. To give one as a gift is an utmost kindness. Take a note of this, for it might just save a friendship or two, in your future.

Message 2: Enormous hats are dangerous and unwieldy. They may obstruct your vision, while doing tasks that require utmost attention, such as driving, or playing a piano.