So Fantastic Pork Show 9oCLOCK

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a tribute to love

gerbil

on Feb. 13, 2006

i found a CD of my favorite old Pork Show comics, so i'll be uploading them. for now, here's the one i found most appropriate for today's festivities. i'll be spending the day sitting at home masturbating, until about 2 o'clock when i'll drive to a shiny building and let a complete stranger fondle my eyes.

i might paste some old yearbook photos of girls i was once acquainted with onto popsicle sticks, drink heavily, and re-enact my failed attempts at romance in what i like to call "the Popsicle Stick Theatre of Sorrow and Despair."

it'll be a nice evening.