Spade and Diamond

7 of Hearts

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7 of Hearts

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In the world of Spade and Diamond all females are numbered according to their beauty. The hottest girls are the Queen of hearts then a 10 of heart and so on. This is how men see females in the real world; we rank females on a scale of 1 to 10. For example, Anglina Jolie would be a dime; a perfect 10 and Rosie O’Donnell would be a 2. It's shallow, it's superficial and it's downright wrong but that's the world we live in so don't shoot the messenger I'm just telling you how it is. :P In this case the beautiful girl would have been a 10 except she has feet so big Mosterquest researchers mistook her prints for a sasquatch! (Monster Quest: A TV show on History Channel that chases monsters)

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