Splash Damage

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Splash Damage

on June 30, 2009

For those who don't know, Michael Bay directed the Transformers movies. I enjoyed both Transformers movies, but Cody doesn't like him. Says his movies have nothing but explosions. And that's true… but I like explosions.

-Darrel

Yes I dislike Michael Bay and the Transformers movie.
There should be no reason why things are exploding while dogs hump each other.
There should also be no dramatic diagonal shots of Sam's mother while she is high (both instances Transformers 2)
Finally….you should never steal scenes from your own movie (didn't the decepticons falling to earth toward the end look a little bit too much like Armageddon?)

Damn Michael Bay.
Damn him.

-Cody.