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- 168. In which the hierarchy of breakfast is established.
- 167. In which a difference in priorities is found.
- 166. In which JT is amused by a customer.
- 165. In which JT meets the weirdest people at work.
- 164. In which Shawn and JT play Fact or Crap
- 163. In which the game gets dirty.
- 162. In which it's demonstrated how inappropriate JT and Tea's games get
- 161. In which the trio discuss Christmas gifts.
- 160. In which JT's powers of observation are tested.
- 159. In which Shawn is tongue tied.
- 158. In which Shawn expresses himself to Tea's amusement.
- 157. In which Shawn comes to visit.
- 156. In which JT and Tea discuss an artificial tree.
- 155. In which Shawn shows disdain for certain spellings.
- 154. In which Tea is stressed.
- 153. In which Tea offers Raymond something good.
- 152. In which Heather TMIs JT.
- 151. In which Tea discusses her hatred of the term "whatever."
- 150. Costume Change!
- 149. In which JT gets fed up and Gloria is a little stunned.
- 148. In which JT overhears weird customers.
- 147. In which JT gets no respect.
- 146. In which Tea waxes philosophical about chickens.
- 145. In which Jim helps Tea realize a folly.
- Caramel Dance!
- 144. In which Tea shows her nerditude.
- 143. In which JT and Tea can't extend the joke.
142. In which JT and Tea freak out about flying.
- 141. In which Dee, Lindsey, and Tea ponder.
- 140. In which Tea and Dee thoroughly confuse JT.
- 139. In which Raymond is intrigued by the way Shawn waves.
- 138. In which Tea sees a different side of her whiteness.
Happy Birthday Tea!
Happy Birthday, Shawn!
- 137. In which JT and Tea debate about license plates.
- 136. In which JT and Tea contemplate Jim.
- 135. In which Tea shows her usual lack of social regard.
- 134. In which JT and Tea are surrounded by phallic metaphor
- 133. In which Tea calls into question the nature of tulle.
- 132. In which JT and Tea disprove the TV.
- 131. In which Raymond turns the creep factor on Shawn.
- 130. In which Mike is creepy and Raymond doesn't approve.
- 129. In which Tea doesn't show sympathy.
- 128. In which Remy does the unthinkable
- 127. In which Remy and Ashii get frank
- 126. In which JT and Tea contemplate the TV.
- 125. In which Remy enjoys her job.
- 124. In which JT and Tea show off their pop culture.
- 123. In which JT tells his father he's a tranny.
- 122. In which Tea gets frustrated.
- 121. In which Tea introduces Mike.
- 120. In which Steve the Security Guard tries to assuage Raymond's concerns.
- 119. In which JT and Tea contemplate odd phrases.
- 118. In which Tea explains the difference between batters.
- 117. In which JT's allergy to vegetables is addressed.
- 116. In which JT and Tea contemplate learning.
- 115. In which Tea is more racist than usual.
- 114. In which JT continues to suffer from the pressure.
- 113. In which JT suffers from performance anxiety.
- 112. In which Tea and Raymond ponder an important issue.
- 111. In which JT and Tea inform Raymond of something's intentions.
- 110. In which Tea's political status means something
- 109. In which Tea and Raymond discuss homosexual string.
- Rebuttle
- 108. In which JT and Tea offend someone at Wal-Mart
- 107. In which Remy is very worried about Ashii's health.
- 106. In which JT and Tea enjoy webcaming with Shawn.
- 105. In which JT and Tea converse on games.
- 104. In which JT and Tea contemplate the connection between Shawn and Superman.
- 103. In which JT wonders if easedropping is a good idea.
- 102. In which JT and Tea contemplate exhaustion.
- 101. In which JT, Tea, and Corry enjoy the art of balloon crafting.
100. Costume Change Number 2!
- 99. In which Tea is informative with Heather.
- 98. In which Tea demonstrates how to motivate JT.
- 97. In which JT disapproves of his drink.
- 96. In which Tea disapproves of JT's storage technique.
- 95. In which JT and Tea explain their absence.
- 94. In which JT's absentmindedness is remembered.
- 93. In which Tea and Shawn whisper sweet nothings.
- 92. In which Jim makes a bad judgement call.
- 91. In which Tea and Shawn discuss fidelity.
- 90. In which JT and Tea simulate a crash.
- 89. In which JT and Tea contemplate genitalia.
- 88. In which Mama takes stock of JT's eterenal soul.
- 87. In which JT and Tea realize shoping trips are never simple.
HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY!!
- 86. How I Was Made (Part 4)
- 85. How I Was Made (Part 3)
- 84. How I Was Made (Part 2)
- 83. How I Was Made (Part 1)
- 82. In which JT tries to bend mind over matter.
- 81. Getting to Know You (Age 18)
- 80. Getting to Know You (Age 17)
- 79. Getting to Know You (Age 16)
- 78. Getting to Know You (Age 15)
- 77. Getting to Know You (Age 14)
- 76. Getting to Know You (Age 13)
- 75. Getting to Know You (Age 12)
- 74. In which JT and Tea talk about "pets".
- 73. In which Tea's addiction to talking to Shawn is brought to life.
- 72. In which nasty bipolar medicine is involved.
- 71. In which Tea tries to extract the snake from her plastic tree.
- 70. In which Tea misspeaks and corrects herself.
- 69. In which JT and Tea contemplate commercials.
- 68. In which JT and Tea criticize publishing.
- 67. In which Tea enjoys JT on strong cough syrup.
- 66. In which JT and Tea wonder about exercise.
- 65. In which Tea feels neglected.
- 64. DnD Night (Part 4)
- 63. DnD Night (Part 3)
- 62. DnD Night (Part 2)
- 61. DnD Night (Part 1)
- 60. In Which JT figures out a movie plot.
- 59. In which Tea terrifies a small child.
Happy Yule!
- 58. In which Raymond and Steve the Security Guard ponder.
- 57. In which JT shows his ineptitude.
- 56. In which Tea and Jim explore needs.
- 55. In which Tea uploads a video on YouTube.
- 54. In which Tea and Shawn talk about devotion.
- 53. In which JT and Tea contemplate sexuality.
- 52. In which JT and Tea show an appreciation for music.
Happy Fuck The Original Americans Day
- 51. In which JT and Tea discuss heritage.
50. Costume Change!
- 49. In which JT and Tea ponder F/F conception.
- 48. In which JT and Tea figure out a gift for Raymond.
- 47. In which Jared informs JT of a strange fact.
- 46. In which JT and Tea contemplate internal voices.
- 45. In which Tea and Shawn play Scrabble.
Happy Samhain!
- 44. In which JT and Tea contemplate clothing in public places.
- 43. In which Raymond schools JT and Tea in stain cleaning.
- 42. In which Jared thinks about introducing JT to an ex-con.
- 41. In which JT's brother Jared contemplates a riddle.
- 40. In which JT and Tea notice the homeless.
- 39. In which Ashii enjoys Rock Band while JT watches.
- 38. In which JT does not understand the big deal but Tea apparently does.
- 37. In which Tea laments a lesbian allergic to melons.
- 36. In which JT and Tea discuss haircuts.
- 35. In which JT and Tea enjoy the fridge more than Jim.
- 34. In which JT and Tea observe physics.
- 33. In which JT and Tea prostitute themselves for victory.
- 32. In which JT and Tea assure their places in Hell.
- 31. In which JT and Tea start selling their souls to Hollywood.
- 30. In which JT and Tea make a decision.
- 29. In which Tea messes up with her meds.
- 28. In which JT is an asshole.
- 27. In which JT breaks a puzzle box.
- 26. In which Jim makes JT and Tea realize their follies.
- 25. In which Remy realizes she can't get sympathy for a short period.
- 24. In which Tea complains about Bible songs.
- 23. In which Tea is molested by Ashii.
- 22. In which JT and Tea realize the Crackberry's hold on Remy.
- 21. In which JT and Tea realize time has passed.
- 20. In which Tea and Shawn terrify small children JT is trying to help.
- 19. In which JT learns that Tea was right about the $%^&ing bird.
- 18. In which JT and Tea wonder about the weather.
- 17. In which Tea realizes that JT can and does talk back.
- 16. In which JT and Tea observe the wildlife.
- 15. In which JT and Tea critique a shirt.
- 14. In which JT and Tea work for Nimmy. Part Three
- 13. In which JT and Tea work for Nimmy. Part deux
- 12. In which JT and Tea do filing for Nimmy.
- 11. In which Tea puts her stomach in its place.
- 10. In which JT and Tea combat hiccups.
- 9. In which Tea shows off her power to Shawn and JT.
- 8. In which JT and Tea educate about menstruation with help from their friend Raymond.
- 7. In which JT and Tea observe drivers in the rain.
- 6. In which JT and Tea meet road rage
2009
- 5. In which JT and Mama mourn an old friend.
- 4. In which JT's fashion conscious Nimmy tries to pound pink onto her unwilling granddaughter.
- 3. In which Remy finds JT retarded.
- 2. In which JT and Remy discuss world domination
- 1. In which JT complains.
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- 168. In which the hierarchy of breakfast is established.
- 167. In which a difference in priorities is found.
- 166. In which JT is amused by a customer.
- 165. In which JT meets the weirdest people at work.
- 164. In which Shawn and JT play Fact or Crap
- 163. In which the game gets dirty.
- 162. In which it's demonstrated how inappropriate JT and Tea's games get
- 161. In which the trio discuss Christmas gifts.
- 160. In which JT's powers of observation are tested.
- 159. In which Shawn is tongue tied.
- 158. In which Shawn expresses himself to Tea's amusement.
- 157. In which Shawn comes to visit.
- 156. In which JT and Tea discuss an artificial tree.
- 155. In which Shawn shows disdain for certain spellings.
- 154. In which Tea is stressed.
- 153. In which Tea offers Raymond something good.
- 152. In which Heather TMIs JT.
- 151. In which Tea discusses her hatred of the term "whatever."
- 150. Costume Change!
- 149. In which JT gets fed up and Gloria is a little stunned.
- 148. In which JT overhears weird customers.
- 147. In which JT gets no respect.
- 146. In which Tea waxes philosophical about chickens.
- 145. In which Jim helps Tea realize a folly.
- Caramel Dance!
- 144. In which Tea shows her nerditude.
- 143. In which JT and Tea can't extend the joke.
142. In which JT and Tea freak out about flying.
- 141. In which Dee, Lindsey, and Tea ponder.
- 140. In which Tea and Dee thoroughly confuse JT.
- 139. In which Raymond is intrigued by the way Shawn waves.
- 138. In which Tea sees a different side of her whiteness.
Happy Birthday Tea!
Happy Birthday, Shawn!
- 137. In which JT and Tea debate about license plates.
- 136. In which JT and Tea contemplate Jim.
- 135. In which Tea shows her usual lack of social regard.
- 134. In which JT and Tea are surrounded by phallic metaphor
- 133. In which Tea calls into question the nature of tulle.
- 132. In which JT and Tea disprove the TV.
- 131. In which Raymond turns the creep factor on Shawn.
- 130. In which Mike is creepy and Raymond doesn't approve.
- 129. In which Tea doesn't show sympathy.
- 128. In which Remy does the unthinkable
- 127. In which Remy and Ashii get frank
- 126. In which JT and Tea contemplate the TV.
- 125. In which Remy enjoys her job.
- 124. In which JT and Tea show off their pop culture.
- 123. In which JT tells his father he's a tranny.
- 122. In which Tea gets frustrated.
- 121. In which Tea introduces Mike.
- 120. In which Steve the Security Guard tries to assuage Raymond's concerns.
- 119. In which JT and Tea contemplate odd phrases.
- 118. In which Tea explains the difference between batters.
- 117. In which JT's allergy to vegetables is addressed.
- 116. In which JT and Tea contemplate learning.
- 115. In which Tea is more racist than usual.
- 114. In which JT continues to suffer from the pressure.
- 113. In which JT suffers from performance anxiety.
- 112. In which Tea and Raymond ponder an important issue.
- 111. In which JT and Tea inform Raymond of something's intentions.
- 110. In which Tea's political status means something
- 109. In which Tea and Raymond discuss homosexual string.
- Rebuttle
- 108. In which JT and Tea offend someone at Wal-Mart
- 107. In which Remy is very worried about Ashii's health.
- 106. In which JT and Tea enjoy webcaming with Shawn.
- 105. In which JT and Tea converse on games.
- 104. In which JT and Tea contemplate the connection between Shawn and Superman.
- 103. In which JT wonders if easedropping is a good idea.
- 102. In which JT and Tea contemplate exhaustion.
- 101. In which JT, Tea, and Corry enjoy the art of balloon crafting.
100. Costume Change Number 2!
- 99. In which Tea is informative with Heather.
- 98. In which Tea demonstrates how to motivate JT.
- 97. In which JT disapproves of his drink.
- 96. In which Tea disapproves of JT's storage technique.
- 95. In which JT and Tea explain their absence.
- 94. In which JT's absentmindedness is remembered.
- 93. In which Tea and Shawn whisper sweet nothings.
- 92. In which Jim makes a bad judgement call.
- 91. In which Tea and Shawn discuss fidelity.
- 90. In which JT and Tea simulate a crash.
- 89. In which JT and Tea contemplate genitalia.
- 88. In which Mama takes stock of JT's eterenal soul.
- 87. In which JT and Tea realize shoping trips are never simple.
HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY!!
- 86. How I Was Made (Part 4)
- 85. How I Was Made (Part 3)
- 84. How I Was Made (Part 2)
- 83. How I Was Made (Part 1)
- 82. In which JT tries to bend mind over matter.
- 81. Getting to Know You (Age 18)
- 80. Getting to Know You (Age 17)
- 79. Getting to Know You (Age 16)
- 78. Getting to Know You (Age 15)
- 77. Getting to Know You (Age 14)
- 76. Getting to Know You (Age 13)
- 75. Getting to Know You (Age 12)
- 74. In which JT and Tea talk about "pets".
- 73. In which Tea's addiction to talking to Shawn is brought to life.
- 72. In which nasty bipolar medicine is involved.
- 71. In which Tea tries to extract the snake from her plastic tree.
- 70. In which Tea misspeaks and corrects herself.
- 69. In which JT and Tea contemplate commercials.
- 68. In which JT and Tea criticize publishing.
- 67. In which Tea enjoys JT on strong cough syrup.
- 66. In which JT and Tea wonder about exercise.
- 65. In which Tea feels neglected.
- 64. DnD Night (Part 4)
- 63. DnD Night (Part 3)
- 62. DnD Night (Part 2)
- 61. DnD Night (Part 1)
- 60. In Which JT figures out a movie plot.
- 59. In which Tea terrifies a small child.
Happy Yule!
- 58. In which Raymond and Steve the Security Guard ponder.
- 57. In which JT shows his ineptitude.
- 56. In which Tea and Jim explore needs.
- 55. In which Tea uploads a video on YouTube.
- 54. In which Tea and Shawn talk about devotion.
- 53. In which JT and Tea contemplate sexuality.
- 52. In which JT and Tea show an appreciation for music.
Happy Fuck The Original Americans Day
- 51. In which JT and Tea discuss heritage.
50. Costume Change!
- 49. In which JT and Tea ponder F/F conception.
- 48. In which JT and Tea figure out a gift for Raymond.
- 47. In which Jared informs JT of a strange fact.
- 46. In which JT and Tea contemplate internal voices.
- 45. In which Tea and Shawn play Scrabble.
Happy Samhain!
- 44. In which JT and Tea contemplate clothing in public places.
- 43. In which Raymond schools JT and Tea in stain cleaning.
- 42. In which Jared thinks about introducing JT to an ex-con.
- 41. In which JT's brother Jared contemplates a riddle.
- 40. In which JT and Tea notice the homeless.
- 39. In which Ashii enjoys Rock Band while JT watches.
- 38. In which JT does not understand the big deal but Tea apparently does.
- 37. In which Tea laments a lesbian allergic to melons.
- 36. In which JT and Tea discuss haircuts.
- 35. In which JT and Tea enjoy the fridge more than Jim.
- 34. In which JT and Tea observe physics.
- 33. In which JT and Tea prostitute themselves for victory.
- 32. In which JT and Tea assure their places in Hell.
- 31. In which JT and Tea start selling their souls to Hollywood.
- 30. In which JT and Tea make a decision.
- 29. In which Tea messes up with her meds.
- 28. In which JT is an asshole.
- 27. In which JT breaks a puzzle box.
- 26. In which Jim makes JT and Tea realize their follies.
- 25. In which Remy realizes she can't get sympathy for a short period.
- 24. In which Tea complains about Bible songs.
- 23. In which Tea is molested by Ashii.
- 22. In which JT and Tea realize the Crackberry's hold on Remy.
- 21. In which JT and Tea realize time has passed.
- 20. In which Tea and Shawn terrify small children JT is trying to help.
- 19. In which JT learns that Tea was right about the $%^&ing bird.
- 18. In which JT and Tea wonder about the weather.
- 17. In which Tea realizes that JT can and does talk back.
- 16. In which JT and Tea observe the wildlife.
- 15. In which JT and Tea critique a shirt.
- 14. In which JT and Tea work for Nimmy. Part Three
- 13. In which JT and Tea work for Nimmy. Part deux
- 12. In which JT and Tea do filing for Nimmy.
- 11. In which Tea puts her stomach in its place.
- 10. In which JT and Tea combat hiccups.
- 9. In which Tea shows off her power to Shawn and JT.
- 8. In which JT and Tea educate about menstruation with help from their friend Raymond.
- 7. In which JT and Tea observe drivers in the rain.
- 6. In which JT and Tea meet road rage
2009
- 5. In which JT and Mama mourn an old friend.
- 4. In which JT's fashion conscious Nimmy tries to pound pink onto her unwilling granddaughter.
- 3. In which Remy finds JT retarded.
- 2. In which JT and Remy discuss world domination
- 1. In which JT complains.
The Oldies
Next
Last
Author notes
Yes, JT has now entered the retail workforce and is therefore working Christmas Eve. The day before was bad enough. As of now (11 pm on the 23rd of December) I am terrified to think how crazy it will be tomorrow….
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