Sprite Life Nineteen Eternal
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Prev
- 976-980 : You can buy ANYTHING on-line.
- 971-975 : The original mutated misfits
- 966-970: Spaceballs?
- 961-965 : Transcending the Plant Barrier
- 956-960 : When Bitch and Ass collide, you win!
- 951-955 : Standard rules of RPGs.
- 946-950 : You gotta have guts.
- 941-945 : Everything Old Is New Again
- 936-940 : Corn Flakes
- 931-935 : Skeets wins.
- 926-930 : Brief Diversion
- 921-925 : This comic makes me old.
- 916-920 : The Trouble with Necessity
- 911-915 : Personality of Gemstones
- 906-910 : History - about Weapons by Weapons
- 901-905 : Non-bus booty.
- 896-900 : Weapon counselors
- 891-895 : No, they're not like THAT.
- 886-890 : Old friends, new goals.
- 881-885 : You can't do THAT off-camera ...
- 876-880 : ... a betrayal?
- 871-875 : Lofty Goals
- 866-870 : Nearly 100 days later ...
- 861-865 : Sleeping with the enemy.
- 856-860 : What does THIS have to do with anything?
- 851-855 : Girl Talk
- 846-850 : When Weapons cross
- 841-845 : Fatal Caress
- 836-840 : The Birth of A New Power
- 831-835 : Evil Pants
- 826-830 : The measure of a man
- 821-825 : Gutstank III
- 816-820 : Getting stoned is bad.
- 811-815 : The most unlikely savior ever.
- 806-810 : Street Fighter II V
- 801-805 : A Bison from any other game ...
[The Third Arc]
- 796-800 : To wield a Weapon ...
- 791-795 : The Final History Lesson ... ?
- 786-790 : Bowling for chibis
- 781-785 : An unlikely Tag Team
- 776-780 : A Weapon is drawn ...
- 771-775 : ... are condemned to repeat it.
- 766-770 : Those who do not learn from history ...
- 761-765 : Deirdre's objective
- 756-760 : The Black Wings
- 751-755 : Time for a flashback.
- 746-750 : Nobody ever trusts M. Bison ...
- 741-745 : Getting the band back together.
- 736-740 : Oh yeah - that Time Gem thing.
- 731-735 : Wonder twin powers, activate!
- 726-730 : Why power-mad dictators ... shouldn't drink.
- 721-725 : Defying the laws of physics.
- 716-720 : "The Clone Wars" revisited.
- 711-715 : A visit to Shadowlaw.
- 706-710 : Dangerous negotiations.
- 701-705 : Please don't beat me, Teacher.
- 696-700 : ... nubile?
- 691-695 : Rushing towards destruction
- 686-690 : Code Red ... and not the Dew.
- 681-685 : Looks like a Beholder without eyestalks.
- 676-680 : An unexpected cavalry.
- 671-675 : 12 (x3) = 36
- 666-670 : He uses sword 'chuck's.
- 661-665 : Necro and Twelve? Could this GET much worse?
- 656-660 : Skeletons? Why even BOTHER?
- 651-655 : Croove productions
- 646-650 : The Shadow and The Song
- 641-645 : The ever-changing arsenal
- 636-640 : Finally leaving the house again.
- 631-635 : Time for Skeets to level up.
- 626-630 : Changing directions yet again.
- 621-625 : She's powered by Jimi Hendrix?
- 616-620 : The versatility of Fanta.
- 611-615 : The most unnecessarily violent panels ever.
- 606-610 : Facing "The Cardinal Gate."
- 601-605 : A little spare time before the slaughter.
- 596-600 : Rose's return
- 591-595 : And the darkness takes its first steps.
- 586-590 : The Awakening of Amethyst
- 581-585 : Deirdre's History (Part Three)
- 576-580 : Deirdre's History (Part Two)
- 571-575 : Deirdre's History (Part One)
- 566-570 : As the mood turns
- 561-565 : Snazzier Duds.
- 556-560 : Class Change! And pants!
- 551-555 : I'll give you "bit mixing," kids. :)
- 546-550 :Free advertising in the form of filler.
- 541-545 : It's Tekken 3 all over again.
- 536-540 : Disaster impending on violet wings.
- 531-535 : Making the Juggernaut his Bitch.
- 526-530 : Heihachi breaks the 'fourth wall' breakers.
- 521-525 : Gratuitous violence = ratings.
- 516-520 : That's ONE way to end a sub-plot.
- 511-515 : The light at the end is an oncoming Sephiroth.
- 506-510 : Allies against a common foe.
- 501-505 : And you thought Naruto was a half-wit.
- 496-500 : Stop ... at FIVE HUNDRED PANELS! (And a spin!)
- 491-495 : Now he just needs a Tintinabar.
- 486-490 : What, MORE Robots?
- 481-485 : Nothing to see here, please move along.
- 476-480 : For a train, he sure doesn't move very fast.
- 471-475 : Panties and Trains
- 466-470 : All Your Base Are Belong To Topman
- 461-465 : Snakeman goes "BOMB?"
- 456-460 : Surely you're all tired of this movie by now.
- 451-455 : That's one.
- 446-450 : A forced punchline
- 441-445 : One part Mega, one part WCW. Mix and serve.
- 436-440 : It had to happen eventually.
- 431-435 : Choose Your Destiny
- 426-430 : The most hypocritical panel of all time.
- 421-425 : The epitomy of unoriginality.
- 416-420: The Powers That Bemani say, "Get ON with it."
- 411-415 : You sure she's not just making this up?
- 406-410 : When all else fails ...
- 401-405 : A new chapter. A new format.
[The Second Arc]
- 396-400 : Chapter resolution and recycled backgrounds.
- 391-395 : Chaos Incarnate ... with no pants?!?
- 386-390 : The Devil Within
- 381-385 : Stolen straight from a soon-to-be-popular Anime.
- 376-380 : Flashman and Swordman would be jealous.
- 371-375 : More lackluster than a late-career Tyson fight.
- 366-370 : Prelude to the Finals
- 361-365 : The death of the undead
- 356-360 : Deciding the Final Four ... er, Three.
- 351-355 : "Welcome to The D&D World!"
- 346-350 : Prelude to booty
- 341-345 : Super shadows and stolen moves
- 336-340 : Whoa! An actual tournament bracket?
- 331-335 : Von Kaiser's gonna get lucky.
- 326-330 : What do Homer and The Flash have in common?
- 321-325 : DDT, Dimwits and Dragonlords ...
- 316-320 : Peepers and Pirates, Chickens and Bats
- 311-315 : The tourney begins ...
- 306-310 : Bracketing cop-out ... and Shao Kahn appears?
- 301-305 : A 'grand master' falls and pre-tourney time ...
- 296-300 : The return of the Gutsdoser!
- 291-295 : Prelude to the Great Fighting Tournament
- 286-290 : Kuzemaru
- 281-285 : Brought to you by Namco Cross Capcom
- 276-280 : "Meanwhile ..." Enter the evil faction.
- 271-275 : ... our mission is to do WHAT?
- 266-270 : These Buses were made for rockin'.
- 261-265 : Wait, we actually COMPLETED a quest?
- 256-260 : Sprite booty?
- 251-255 : What makes a boss character a boss character?
- 246-250 : Small action, large Author's Notes.
- 241-245 : "And now a reading from the Book of Armaments."
- 236-240 : More inside jokes than you can shake a stick at.
- 231-235 : The boss character that can't move.
- 226-230 : Belger's just hanging around.
- 221-225 : The Adventures of Dr. Nonookie
- 216-220 : Today's horoscope is bad for Geminis.
- 211-215 : Comic relief through physical abuse.
- 206-210 : I've 'jobbed to the stage' a lot in my career.
- 201-205 : The Diversity of New Jersey
- 196-200 : "I'm not cleaning the bodies up."
- 191-195 : "Censor Kitty?"
- 186-190 : "Blah blah blah."
- 181-185 : Form of ... too many voice bubbles!
- 176-180 : No wonder arcades are in a decline.
- 171-175 : Pac-Dance Revolution
- 166-170 : Sprite Life - Coast to Coast
- 161-165 : GUM.
- 156-160 : If only the arcade game went this fast.
- 151-155 : From the game nobody will ever play ...
- 146-150: "Use your Johnny Cage Maneuver!"
- 141-145 : Dial-a-combo
- 136-140 : You put your Final Fight in my Golden Axe!
- 131-135 : New Jersey ain't what it used to be.
- 126-130 : Tech=Map
- 121-125 : Xot reaches his limit.
- 116-120 : Does anyone even REMEMBER the original Brood?
- 111-115 : "Yeah, I've got that."
- 106-110 : Nubility Foreshadowing
- 101-105 : We gotta get outta the Technodrome.
- 096-100 : So here we are again ...
- 091-095 : Looks like a "Lucky Charms" blaster.
- 086-090 : "But the Foot Clan Hammer Users weren't green."
- 081-085 : Enough close-ups. Can we go do something now?
- 076-080 : Emergency Evac.
- 071-075 : Come on, Deirdre. Kick it. You know you want to.
- 066-070 : Je t'aime torn shorts.
- 061-065 : Dan Hibiki? I'd hit that. ... wait a sec.
- 056-060 : "Your gun! It's ... PINK!"
- 051-055 : An army of one hit point jobbers.
- 046-050 : A stolen portrait and a lot of words.
- 041-045 : The Universal Greeting
- 036-040 : "Delay of Plot Penalty."
- 031-035 : The most overused 8-bit phallic symbol.
- 026-030 : Christmas in the summer.
- 021-025 : Random house pics.
- 016-020 : Svenyip can't parallel park.
- 011-015 : Have some pixelated character bios.
- 006-010 : The Gutstank. Ground traffic controller.
- 001-005 : The Dimensional Portal
[The First Arc]
- Negative 005 - 000 : On Intros and Disclaimers
- ... everything has to begin somewhere.
Next
Last
First
Prev
- 976-980 : You can buy ANYTHING on-line.
- 971-975 : The original mutated misfits
- 966-970: Spaceballs?
- 961-965 : Transcending the Plant Barrier
- 956-960 : When Bitch and Ass collide, you win!
- 951-955 : Standard rules of RPGs.
- 946-950 : You gotta have guts.
- 941-945 : Everything Old Is New Again
- 936-940 : Corn Flakes
- 931-935 : Skeets wins.
- 926-930 : Brief Diversion
- 921-925 : This comic makes me old.
- 916-920 : The Trouble with Necessity
- 911-915 : Personality of Gemstones
- 906-910 : History - about Weapons by Weapons
- 901-905 : Non-bus booty.
- 896-900 : Weapon counselors
- 891-895 : No, they're not like THAT.
- 886-890 : Old friends, new goals.
- 881-885 : You can't do THAT off-camera ...
- 876-880 : ... a betrayal?
- 871-875 : Lofty Goals
- 866-870 : Nearly 100 days later ...
- 861-865 : Sleeping with the enemy.
- 856-860 : What does THIS have to do with anything?
- 851-855 : Girl Talk
- 846-850 : When Weapons cross
- 841-845 : Fatal Caress
- 836-840 : The Birth of A New Power
- 831-835 : Evil Pants
- 826-830 : The measure of a man
- 821-825 : Gutstank III
- 816-820 : Getting stoned is bad.
- 811-815 : The most unlikely savior ever.
- 806-810 : Street Fighter II V
- 801-805 : A Bison from any other game ...
[The Third Arc]
- 796-800 : To wield a Weapon ...
- 791-795 : The Final History Lesson ... ?
- 786-790 : Bowling for chibis
- 781-785 : An unlikely Tag Team
- 776-780 : A Weapon is drawn ...
- 771-775 : ... are condemned to repeat it.
- 766-770 : Those who do not learn from history ...
- 761-765 : Deirdre's objective
- 756-760 : The Black Wings
- 751-755 : Time for a flashback.
- 746-750 : Nobody ever trusts M. Bison ...
- 741-745 : Getting the band back together.
- 736-740 : Oh yeah - that Time Gem thing.
- 731-735 : Wonder twin powers, activate!
- 726-730 : Why power-mad dictators ... shouldn't drink.
- 721-725 : Defying the laws of physics.
- 716-720 : "The Clone Wars" revisited.
- 711-715 : A visit to Shadowlaw.
- 706-710 : Dangerous negotiations.
- 701-705 : Please don't beat me, Teacher.
- 696-700 : ... nubile?
- 691-695 : Rushing towards destruction
- 686-690 : Code Red ... and not the Dew.
- 681-685 : Looks like a Beholder without eyestalks.
- 676-680 : An unexpected cavalry.
- 671-675 : 12 (x3) = 36
- 666-670 : He uses sword 'chuck's.
- 661-665 : Necro and Twelve? Could this GET much worse?
- 656-660 : Skeletons? Why even BOTHER?
- 651-655 : Croove productions
- 646-650 : The Shadow and The Song
- 641-645 : The ever-changing arsenal
- 636-640 : Finally leaving the house again.
- 631-635 : Time for Skeets to level up.
- 626-630 : Changing directions yet again.
- 621-625 : She's powered by Jimi Hendrix?
- 616-620 : The versatility of Fanta.
- 611-615 : The most unnecessarily violent panels ever.
- 606-610 : Facing "The Cardinal Gate."
- 601-605 : A little spare time before the slaughter.
- 596-600 : Rose's return
- 591-595 : And the darkness takes its first steps.
- 586-590 : The Awakening of Amethyst
- 581-585 : Deirdre's History (Part Three)
- 576-580 : Deirdre's History (Part Two)
- 571-575 : Deirdre's History (Part One)
- 566-570 : As the mood turns
- 561-565 : Snazzier Duds.
- 556-560 : Class Change! And pants!
- 551-555 : I'll give you "bit mixing," kids. :)
- 546-550 :Free advertising in the form of filler.
- 541-545 : It's Tekken 3 all over again.
- 536-540 : Disaster impending on violet wings.
- 531-535 : Making the Juggernaut his Bitch.
- 526-530 : Heihachi breaks the 'fourth wall' breakers.
- 521-525 : Gratuitous violence = ratings.
- 516-520 : That's ONE way to end a sub-plot.
- 511-515 : The light at the end is an oncoming Sephiroth.
- 506-510 : Allies against a common foe.
- 501-505 : And you thought Naruto was a half-wit.
- 496-500 : Stop ... at FIVE HUNDRED PANELS! (And a spin!)
- 491-495 : Now he just needs a Tintinabar.
- 486-490 : What, MORE Robots?
- 481-485 : Nothing to see here, please move along.
- 476-480 : For a train, he sure doesn't move very fast.
- 471-475 : Panties and Trains
- 466-470 : All Your Base Are Belong To Topman
- 461-465 : Snakeman goes "BOMB?"
- 456-460 : Surely you're all tired of this movie by now.
- 451-455 : That's one.
- 446-450 : A forced punchline
- 441-445 : One part Mega, one part WCW. Mix and serve.
- 436-440 : It had to happen eventually.
- 431-435 : Choose Your Destiny
- 426-430 : The most hypocritical panel of all time.
- 421-425 : The epitomy of unoriginality.
- 416-420: The Powers That Bemani say, "Get ON with it."
- 411-415 : You sure she's not just making this up?
- 406-410 : When all else fails ...
- 401-405 : A new chapter. A new format.
[The Second Arc]
- 396-400 : Chapter resolution and recycled backgrounds.
- 391-395 : Chaos Incarnate ... with no pants?!?
- 386-390 : The Devil Within
- 381-385 : Stolen straight from a soon-to-be-popular Anime.
- 376-380 : Flashman and Swordman would be jealous.
- 371-375 : More lackluster than a late-career Tyson fight.
- 366-370 : Prelude to the Finals
- 361-365 : The death of the undead
- 356-360 : Deciding the Final Four ... er, Three.
- 351-355 : "Welcome to The D&D World!"
- 346-350 : Prelude to booty
- 341-345 : Super shadows and stolen moves
- 336-340 : Whoa! An actual tournament bracket?
- 331-335 : Von Kaiser's gonna get lucky.
- 326-330 : What do Homer and The Flash have in common?
- 321-325 : DDT, Dimwits and Dragonlords ...
- 316-320 : Peepers and Pirates, Chickens and Bats
- 311-315 : The tourney begins ...
- 306-310 : Bracketing cop-out ... and Shao Kahn appears?
- 301-305 : A 'grand master' falls and pre-tourney time ...
- 296-300 : The return of the Gutsdoser!
- 291-295 : Prelude to the Great Fighting Tournament
- 286-290 : Kuzemaru
- 281-285 : Brought to you by Namco Cross Capcom
- 276-280 : "Meanwhile ..." Enter the evil faction.
- 271-275 : ... our mission is to do WHAT?
- 266-270 : These Buses were made for rockin'.
- 261-265 : Wait, we actually COMPLETED a quest?
- 256-260 : Sprite booty?
- 251-255 : What makes a boss character a boss character?
- 246-250 : Small action, large Author's Notes.
- 241-245 : "And now a reading from the Book of Armaments."
- 236-240 : More inside jokes than you can shake a stick at.
- 231-235 : The boss character that can't move.
- 226-230 : Belger's just hanging around.
- 221-225 : The Adventures of Dr. Nonookie
- 216-220 : Today's horoscope is bad for Geminis.
- 211-215 : Comic relief through physical abuse.
- 206-210 : I've 'jobbed to the stage' a lot in my career.
- 201-205 : The Diversity of New Jersey
- 196-200 : "I'm not cleaning the bodies up."
- 191-195 : "Censor Kitty?"
- 186-190 : "Blah blah blah."
- 181-185 : Form of ... too many voice bubbles!
- 176-180 : No wonder arcades are in a decline.
- 171-175 : Pac-Dance Revolution
- 166-170 : Sprite Life - Coast to Coast
- 161-165 : GUM.
- 156-160 : If only the arcade game went this fast.
- 151-155 : From the game nobody will ever play ...
- 146-150: "Use your Johnny Cage Maneuver!"
- 141-145 : Dial-a-combo
- 136-140 : You put your Final Fight in my Golden Axe!
- 131-135 : New Jersey ain't what it used to be.
- 126-130 : Tech=Map
- 121-125 : Xot reaches his limit.
- 116-120 : Does anyone even REMEMBER the original Brood?
- 111-115 : "Yeah, I've got that."
- 106-110 : Nubility Foreshadowing
- 101-105 : We gotta get outta the Technodrome.
- 096-100 : So here we are again ...
- 091-095 : Looks like a "Lucky Charms" blaster.
- 086-090 : "But the Foot Clan Hammer Users weren't green."
- 081-085 : Enough close-ups. Can we go do something now?
- 076-080 : Emergency Evac.
- 071-075 : Come on, Deirdre. Kick it. You know you want to.
- 066-070 : Je t'aime torn shorts.
- 061-065 : Dan Hibiki? I'd hit that. ... wait a sec.
- 056-060 : "Your gun! It's ... PINK!"
- 051-055 : An army of one hit point jobbers.
- 046-050 : A stolen portrait and a lot of words.
- 041-045 : The Universal Greeting
- 036-040 : "Delay of Plot Penalty."
- 031-035 : The most overused 8-bit phallic symbol.
- 026-030 : Christmas in the summer.
- 021-025 : Random house pics.
- 016-020 : Svenyip can't parallel park.
- 011-015 : Have some pixelated character bios.
- 006-010 : The Gutstank. Ground traffic controller.
- 001-005 : The Dimensional Portal
[The First Arc]
- Negative 005 - 000 : On Intros and Disclaimers
- ... everything has to begin somewhere.
Next
Last
Author notes
I can hear the screams of outrage already - how I've "sold out" and turned the main character into Megaman, or worse, a Bob and George rip-off. Honestly, when I gave Svenyip the Rock Buster all I was thinking of was ways to expand combat possibilities. To that end, it's a versatile little device. A gun only shoots bullets, but it could hypothetically fire anything. And who says I have to get powers by fighting Robot Masters? I could just as easily go off and fight the Lord of All Bovines and Get Equipped With Cow Pattie. … not sure why I'd WANT to, but the option is there. It's not quite clear to the reader what Xot's gift does yet, but we've already got a Melee and a Ranged attacker now, and we'll encounter a Magical one later. Skeets, when he fights, will typically be Ranged/Tech. Xot will fall under "Melee/Other" to balance it all out. You've got to have a balanced party for an RPG, after all. :)
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