Sprite Life Nineteen Eternal

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176-180 : No wonder arcades are in a decline.

Svenyip

on Aug. 24, 2006

I bet you didn't realize there is proper etiquette around the word "bitch."

Here's how it works.

Whenever someone around you finishes a sentence with the word "bitch," you are morally obligated to echo the word "bitch." That's just the way it is.

This has its origins from DewQuest II: Code Red. Early on in that game you encounter a square-by-square remake of Tantegel Castle from Dragon Warrior I. Speaking to the guards on the outside gets the dialogue, "Welcome to Tantegel Castle, BITCH!"

To which our heroes correctly responded, "BITCH!"


That ends today's lesson in etiquette. Next week we'll discuss when it is and is not socially acceptable to ask an antagonist to Bite Your Butt(TM).