Sprite Life Nineteen Eternal
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- 976-980 : You can buy ANYTHING on-line.
- 971-975 : The original mutated misfits
- 966-970: Spaceballs?
- 961-965 : Transcending the Plant Barrier
- 956-960 : When Bitch and Ass collide, you win!
- 951-955 : Standard rules of RPGs.
- 946-950 : You gotta have guts.
- 941-945 : Everything Old Is New Again
- 936-940 : Corn Flakes
- 931-935 : Skeets wins.
- 926-930 : Brief Diversion
- 921-925 : This comic makes me old.
- 916-920 : The Trouble with Necessity
- 911-915 : Personality of Gemstones
- 906-910 : History - about Weapons by Weapons
- 901-905 : Non-bus booty.
- 896-900 : Weapon counselors
- 891-895 : No, they're not like THAT.
- 886-890 : Old friends, new goals.
- 881-885 : You can't do THAT off-camera ...
- 876-880 : ... a betrayal?
- 871-875 : Lofty Goals
- 866-870 : Nearly 100 days later ...
- 861-865 : Sleeping with the enemy.
- 856-860 : What does THIS have to do with anything?
- 851-855 : Girl Talk
- 846-850 : When Weapons cross
- 841-845 : Fatal Caress
- 836-840 : The Birth of A New Power
- 831-835 : Evil Pants
- 826-830 : The measure of a man
- 821-825 : Gutstank III
- 816-820 : Getting stoned is bad.
- 811-815 : The most unlikely savior ever.
- 806-810 : Street Fighter II V
- 801-805 : A Bison from any other game ...
[The Third Arc]
- 796-800 : To wield a Weapon ...
- 791-795 : The Final History Lesson ... ?
- 786-790 : Bowling for chibis
- 781-785 : An unlikely Tag Team
- 776-780 : A Weapon is drawn ...
- 771-775 : ... are condemned to repeat it.
- 766-770 : Those who do not learn from history ...
- 761-765 : Deirdre's objective
- 756-760 : The Black Wings
- 751-755 : Time for a flashback.
- 746-750 : Nobody ever trusts M. Bison ...
- 741-745 : Getting the band back together.
- 736-740 : Oh yeah - that Time Gem thing.
- 731-735 : Wonder twin powers, activate!
- 726-730 : Why power-mad dictators ... shouldn't drink.
- 721-725 : Defying the laws of physics.
- 716-720 : "The Clone Wars" revisited.
- 711-715 : A visit to Shadowlaw.
- 706-710 : Dangerous negotiations.
- 701-705 : Please don't beat me, Teacher.
- 696-700 : ... nubile?
- 691-695 : Rushing towards destruction
- 686-690 : Code Red ... and not the Dew.
- 681-685 : Looks like a Beholder without eyestalks.
- 676-680 : An unexpected cavalry.
- 671-675 : 12 (x3) = 36
- 666-670 : He uses sword 'chuck's.
- 661-665 : Necro and Twelve? Could this GET much worse?
- 656-660 : Skeletons? Why even BOTHER?
- 651-655 : Croove productions
- 646-650 : The Shadow and The Song
- 641-645 : The ever-changing arsenal
- 636-640 : Finally leaving the house again.
- 631-635 : Time for Skeets to level up.
- 626-630 : Changing directions yet again.
- 621-625 : She's powered by Jimi Hendrix?
- 616-620 : The versatility of Fanta.
- 611-615 : The most unnecessarily violent panels ever.
- 606-610 : Facing "The Cardinal Gate."
- 601-605 : A little spare time before the slaughter.
- 596-600 : Rose's return
- 591-595 : And the darkness takes its first steps.
- 586-590 : The Awakening of Amethyst
- 581-585 : Deirdre's History (Part Three)
- 576-580 : Deirdre's History (Part Two)
- 571-575 : Deirdre's History (Part One)
- 566-570 : As the mood turns
- 561-565 : Snazzier Duds.
- 556-560 : Class Change! And pants!
- 551-555 : I'll give you "bit mixing," kids. :)
- 546-550 :Free advertising in the form of filler.
- 541-545 : It's Tekken 3 all over again.
- 536-540 : Disaster impending on violet wings.
- 531-535 : Making the Juggernaut his Bitch.
- 526-530 : Heihachi breaks the 'fourth wall' breakers.
- 521-525 : Gratuitous violence = ratings.
- 516-520 : That's ONE way to end a sub-plot.
- 511-515 : The light at the end is an oncoming Sephiroth.
- 506-510 : Allies against a common foe.
- 501-505 : And you thought Naruto was a half-wit.
- 496-500 : Stop ... at FIVE HUNDRED PANELS! (And a spin!)
- 491-495 : Now he just needs a Tintinabar.
- 486-490 : What, MORE Robots?
- 481-485 : Nothing to see here, please move along.
- 476-480 : For a train, he sure doesn't move very fast.
- 471-475 : Panties and Trains
- 466-470 : All Your Base Are Belong To Topman
- 461-465 : Snakeman goes "BOMB?"
- 456-460 : Surely you're all tired of this movie by now.
- 451-455 : That's one.
- 446-450 : A forced punchline
- 441-445 : One part Mega, one part WCW. Mix and serve.
- 436-440 : It had to happen eventually.
- 431-435 : Choose Your Destiny
- 426-430 : The most hypocritical panel of all time.
- 421-425 : The epitomy of unoriginality.
- 416-420: The Powers That Bemani say, "Get ON with it."
- 411-415 : You sure she's not just making this up?
- 406-410 : When all else fails ...
- 401-405 : A new chapter. A new format.
[The Second Arc]
- 396-400 : Chapter resolution and recycled backgrounds.
- 391-395 : Chaos Incarnate ... with no pants?!?
- 386-390 : The Devil Within
- 381-385 : Stolen straight from a soon-to-be-popular Anime.
- 376-380 : Flashman and Swordman would be jealous.
- 371-375 : More lackluster than a late-career Tyson fight.
- 366-370 : Prelude to the Finals
- 361-365 : The death of the undead
- 356-360 : Deciding the Final Four ... er, Three.
- 351-355 : "Welcome to The D&D World!"
- 346-350 : Prelude to booty
- 341-345 : Super shadows and stolen moves
- 336-340 : Whoa! An actual tournament bracket?
- 331-335 : Von Kaiser's gonna get lucky.
- 326-330 : What do Homer and The Flash have in common?
- 321-325 : DDT, Dimwits and Dragonlords ...
- 316-320 : Peepers and Pirates, Chickens and Bats
- 311-315 : The tourney begins ...
- 306-310 : Bracketing cop-out ... and Shao Kahn appears?
- 301-305 : A 'grand master' falls and pre-tourney time ...
- 296-300 : The return of the Gutsdoser!
- 291-295 : Prelude to the Great Fighting Tournament
- 286-290 : Kuzemaru
- 281-285 : Brought to you by Namco Cross Capcom
- 276-280 : "Meanwhile ..." Enter the evil faction.
- 271-275 : ... our mission is to do WHAT?
- 266-270 : These Buses were made for rockin'.
- 261-265 : Wait, we actually COMPLETED a quest?
- 256-260 : Sprite booty?
- 251-255 : What makes a boss character a boss character?
- 246-250 : Small action, large Author's Notes.
- 241-245 : "And now a reading from the Book of Armaments."
- 236-240 : More inside jokes than you can shake a stick at.
- 231-235 : The boss character that can't move.
- 226-230 : Belger's just hanging around.
- 221-225 : The Adventures of Dr. Nonookie
- 216-220 : Today's horoscope is bad for Geminis.
- 211-215 : Comic relief through physical abuse.
- 206-210 : I've 'jobbed to the stage' a lot in my career.
- 201-205 : The Diversity of New Jersey
- 196-200 : "I'm not cleaning the bodies up."
- 191-195 : "Censor Kitty?"
- 186-190 : "Blah blah blah."
- 181-185 : Form of ... too many voice bubbles!
- 176-180 : No wonder arcades are in a decline.
- 171-175 : Pac-Dance Revolution
- 166-170 : Sprite Life - Coast to Coast
- 161-165 : GUM.
- 156-160 : If only the arcade game went this fast.
- 151-155 : From the game nobody will ever play ...
- 146-150: "Use your Johnny Cage Maneuver!"
- 141-145 : Dial-a-combo
- 136-140 : You put your Final Fight in my Golden Axe!
- 131-135 : New Jersey ain't what it used to be.
- 126-130 : Tech=Map
- 121-125 : Xot reaches his limit.
- 116-120 : Does anyone even REMEMBER the original Brood?
- 111-115 : "Yeah, I've got that."
- 106-110 : Nubility Foreshadowing
- 101-105 : We gotta get outta the Technodrome.
- 096-100 : So here we are again ...
- 091-095 : Looks like a "Lucky Charms" blaster.
- 086-090 : "But the Foot Clan Hammer Users weren't green."
- 081-085 : Enough close-ups. Can we go do something now?
- 076-080 : Emergency Evac.
- 071-075 : Come on, Deirdre. Kick it. You know you want to.
- 066-070 : Je t'aime torn shorts.
- 061-065 : Dan Hibiki? I'd hit that. ... wait a sec.
- 056-060 : "Your gun! It's ... PINK!"
- 051-055 : An army of one hit point jobbers.
- 046-050 : A stolen portrait and a lot of words.
- 041-045 : The Universal Greeting
- 036-040 : "Delay of Plot Penalty."
- 031-035 : The most overused 8-bit phallic symbol.
- 026-030 : Christmas in the summer.
- 021-025 : Random house pics.
- 016-020 : Svenyip can't parallel park.
- 011-015 : Have some pixelated character bios.
- 006-010 : The Gutstank. Ground traffic controller.
- 001-005 : The Dimensional Portal
[The First Arc]
- Negative 005 - 000 : On Intros and Disclaimers
- ... everything has to begin somewhere.
Next
Last
First
Prev
- 976-980 : You can buy ANYTHING on-line.
- 971-975 : The original mutated misfits
- 966-970: Spaceballs?
- 961-965 : Transcending the Plant Barrier
- 956-960 : When Bitch and Ass collide, you win!
- 951-955 : Standard rules of RPGs.
- 946-950 : You gotta have guts.
- 941-945 : Everything Old Is New Again
- 936-940 : Corn Flakes
- 931-935 : Skeets wins.
- 926-930 : Brief Diversion
- 921-925 : This comic makes me old.
- 916-920 : The Trouble with Necessity
- 911-915 : Personality of Gemstones
- 906-910 : History - about Weapons by Weapons
- 901-905 : Non-bus booty.
- 896-900 : Weapon counselors
- 891-895 : No, they're not like THAT.
- 886-890 : Old friends, new goals.
- 881-885 : You can't do THAT off-camera ...
- 876-880 : ... a betrayal?
- 871-875 : Lofty Goals
- 866-870 : Nearly 100 days later ...
- 861-865 : Sleeping with the enemy.
- 856-860 : What does THIS have to do with anything?
- 851-855 : Girl Talk
- 846-850 : When Weapons cross
- 841-845 : Fatal Caress
- 836-840 : The Birth of A New Power
- 831-835 : Evil Pants
- 826-830 : The measure of a man
- 821-825 : Gutstank III
- 816-820 : Getting stoned is bad.
- 811-815 : The most unlikely savior ever.
- 806-810 : Street Fighter II V
- 801-805 : A Bison from any other game ...
[The Third Arc]
- 796-800 : To wield a Weapon ...
- 791-795 : The Final History Lesson ... ?
- 786-790 : Bowling for chibis
- 781-785 : An unlikely Tag Team
- 776-780 : A Weapon is drawn ...
- 771-775 : ... are condemned to repeat it.
- 766-770 : Those who do not learn from history ...
- 761-765 : Deirdre's objective
- 756-760 : The Black Wings
- 751-755 : Time for a flashback.
- 746-750 : Nobody ever trusts M. Bison ...
- 741-745 : Getting the band back together.
- 736-740 : Oh yeah - that Time Gem thing.
- 731-735 : Wonder twin powers, activate!
- 726-730 : Why power-mad dictators ... shouldn't drink.
- 721-725 : Defying the laws of physics.
- 716-720 : "The Clone Wars" revisited.
- 711-715 : A visit to Shadowlaw.
- 706-710 : Dangerous negotiations.
- 701-705 : Please don't beat me, Teacher.
- 696-700 : ... nubile?
- 691-695 : Rushing towards destruction
- 686-690 : Code Red ... and not the Dew.
- 681-685 : Looks like a Beholder without eyestalks.
- 676-680 : An unexpected cavalry.
- 671-675 : 12 (x3) = 36
- 666-670 : He uses sword 'chuck's.
- 661-665 : Necro and Twelve? Could this GET much worse?
- 656-660 : Skeletons? Why even BOTHER?
- 651-655 : Croove productions
- 646-650 : The Shadow and The Song
- 641-645 : The ever-changing arsenal
- 636-640 : Finally leaving the house again.
- 631-635 : Time for Skeets to level up.
- 626-630 : Changing directions yet again.
- 621-625 : She's powered by Jimi Hendrix?
- 616-620 : The versatility of Fanta.
- 611-615 : The most unnecessarily violent panels ever.
- 606-610 : Facing "The Cardinal Gate."
- 601-605 : A little spare time before the slaughter.
- 596-600 : Rose's return
- 591-595 : And the darkness takes its first steps.
- 586-590 : The Awakening of Amethyst
- 581-585 : Deirdre's History (Part Three)
- 576-580 : Deirdre's History (Part Two)
- 571-575 : Deirdre's History (Part One)
- 566-570 : As the mood turns
- 561-565 : Snazzier Duds.
- 556-560 : Class Change! And pants!
- 551-555 : I'll give you "bit mixing," kids. :)
- 546-550 :Free advertising in the form of filler.
- 541-545 : It's Tekken 3 all over again.
- 536-540 : Disaster impending on violet wings.
- 531-535 : Making the Juggernaut his Bitch.
- 526-530 : Heihachi breaks the 'fourth wall' breakers.
- 521-525 : Gratuitous violence = ratings.
- 516-520 : That's ONE way to end a sub-plot.
- 511-515 : The light at the end is an oncoming Sephiroth.
- 506-510 : Allies against a common foe.
- 501-505 : And you thought Naruto was a half-wit.
- 496-500 : Stop ... at FIVE HUNDRED PANELS! (And a spin!)
- 491-495 : Now he just needs a Tintinabar.
- 486-490 : What, MORE Robots?
- 481-485 : Nothing to see here, please move along.
- 476-480 : For a train, he sure doesn't move very fast.
- 471-475 : Panties and Trains
- 466-470 : All Your Base Are Belong To Topman
- 461-465 : Snakeman goes "BOMB?"
- 456-460 : Surely you're all tired of this movie by now.
- 451-455 : That's one.
- 446-450 : A forced punchline
- 441-445 : One part Mega, one part WCW. Mix and serve.
- 436-440 : It had to happen eventually.
- 431-435 : Choose Your Destiny
- 426-430 : The most hypocritical panel of all time.
- 421-425 : The epitomy of unoriginality.
- 416-420: The Powers That Bemani say, "Get ON with it."
- 411-415 : You sure she's not just making this up?
- 406-410 : When all else fails ...
- 401-405 : A new chapter. A new format.
[The Second Arc]
- 396-400 : Chapter resolution and recycled backgrounds.
- 391-395 : Chaos Incarnate ... with no pants?!?
- 386-390 : The Devil Within
- 381-385 : Stolen straight from a soon-to-be-popular Anime.
- 376-380 : Flashman and Swordman would be jealous.
- 371-375 : More lackluster than a late-career Tyson fight.
- 366-370 : Prelude to the Finals
- 361-365 : The death of the undead
- 356-360 : Deciding the Final Four ... er, Three.
- 351-355 : "Welcome to The D&D World!"
- 346-350 : Prelude to booty
- 341-345 : Super shadows and stolen moves
- 336-340 : Whoa! An actual tournament bracket?
- 331-335 : Von Kaiser's gonna get lucky.
- 326-330 : What do Homer and The Flash have in common?
- 321-325 : DDT, Dimwits and Dragonlords ...
- 316-320 : Peepers and Pirates, Chickens and Bats
- 311-315 : The tourney begins ...
- 306-310 : Bracketing cop-out ... and Shao Kahn appears?
- 301-305 : A 'grand master' falls and pre-tourney time ...
- 296-300 : The return of the Gutsdoser!
- 291-295 : Prelude to the Great Fighting Tournament
- 286-290 : Kuzemaru
- 281-285 : Brought to you by Namco Cross Capcom
- 276-280 : "Meanwhile ..." Enter the evil faction.
- 271-275 : ... our mission is to do WHAT?
- 266-270 : These Buses were made for rockin'.
- 261-265 : Wait, we actually COMPLETED a quest?
- 256-260 : Sprite booty?
- 251-255 : What makes a boss character a boss character?
- 246-250 : Small action, large Author's Notes.
- 241-245 : "And now a reading from the Book of Armaments."
- 236-240 : More inside jokes than you can shake a stick at.
- 231-235 : The boss character that can't move.
- 226-230 : Belger's just hanging around.
- 221-225 : The Adventures of Dr. Nonookie
- 216-220 : Today's horoscope is bad for Geminis.
- 211-215 : Comic relief through physical abuse.
- 206-210 : I've 'jobbed to the stage' a lot in my career.
- 201-205 : The Diversity of New Jersey
- 196-200 : "I'm not cleaning the bodies up."
- 191-195 : "Censor Kitty?"
- 186-190 : "Blah blah blah."
- 181-185 : Form of ... too many voice bubbles!
- 176-180 : No wonder arcades are in a decline.
- 171-175 : Pac-Dance Revolution
- 166-170 : Sprite Life - Coast to Coast
- 161-165 : GUM.
- 156-160 : If only the arcade game went this fast.
- 151-155 : From the game nobody will ever play ...
- 146-150: "Use your Johnny Cage Maneuver!"
- 141-145 : Dial-a-combo
- 136-140 : You put your Final Fight in my Golden Axe!
- 131-135 : New Jersey ain't what it used to be.
- 126-130 : Tech=Map
- 121-125 : Xot reaches his limit.
- 116-120 : Does anyone even REMEMBER the original Brood?
- 111-115 : "Yeah, I've got that."
- 106-110 : Nubility Foreshadowing
- 101-105 : We gotta get outta the Technodrome.
- 096-100 : So here we are again ...
- 091-095 : Looks like a "Lucky Charms" blaster.
- 086-090 : "But the Foot Clan Hammer Users weren't green."
- 081-085 : Enough close-ups. Can we go do something now?
- 076-080 : Emergency Evac.
- 071-075 : Come on, Deirdre. Kick it. You know you want to.
- 066-070 : Je t'aime torn shorts.
- 061-065 : Dan Hibiki? I'd hit that. ... wait a sec.
- 056-060 : "Your gun! It's ... PINK!"
- 051-055 : An army of one hit point jobbers.
- 046-050 : A stolen portrait and a lot of words.
- 041-045 : The Universal Greeting
- 036-040 : "Delay of Plot Penalty."
- 031-035 : The most overused 8-bit phallic symbol.
- 026-030 : Christmas in the summer.
- 021-025 : Random house pics.
- 016-020 : Svenyip can't parallel park.
- 011-015 : Have some pixelated character bios.
- 006-010 : The Gutstank. Ground traffic controller.
- 001-005 : The Dimensional Portal
[The First Arc]
- Negative 005 - 000 : On Intros and Disclaimers
- ... everything has to begin somewhere.
Next
Last
Author notes
Many readers (do I *HAVE* "many" readers?) will probably notice that neither Poison nor Belger move at all on this entire page, so I have to resort to the main cast randomly bouncing around the room for no apparent reason as well as rotating the entire universe just to continue the illusion that something's going on other than a bunch of dialogue.
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