Stetson Kennedy

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Life Lessons

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on Sept. 11, 2007

Need I point out, that this is a dramatisation of real events? I doubt there is such thing as a "Puppy Orphanage" for one thing. Orphaned canines aside, the belief that a nun would be wearing a vestment exclamining "His Nun" and an incredibly well-aimed arrow is almost astronomically impossible to rationalize.
It is still the 9th, and there are STILL men on my property. I'm afraid that they'll begin to nest up there, in my attic, brooding, until they launch themselves at me in a fit of rage, attempting to take control of, (please forgive me), the bridge. Up to that point, I would have to suffice currying their favour with burnt offerings, whisperings, and BEADS.
I just saw one waving a hammer about with the brivety of what I immediately thought of as "GIANT CHRIST".