Stetson Kennedy

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On Hyberbastard Oaths

Nourn

on Sept. 12, 2007

Yes. Hm.
The ongoing saga of the men on my roof? One is currently dangling in front of my window here, essentially attacking the old guttering with brute force. So far, conventional means have failed, and he has gathered together these implements, which I will now list:
- A Crowbar
- Another Part Of The Roof, I Guess, I Don't Really Know
- That God-Rending Hammer
- A Cordless Drill
- Sheer, Unbridled, Rage
He has thoroughly managed to petrify my dog, who is, at the best of times, a coward, afraid of loud noises and strangers, and while I myself would be satisfied with this outcome, it is not their goal. Hammering, ahead!