Stetson Kennedy

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Nourn

on Oct. 11, 2007

And as for magic stones? Well, these things should be considered carefully.
The builders came around yesterday morning and put the gutters on the house. They must've thought it was quite a joke, and it got a lot of laughs from a-lots of folk, seems I'd have to look at the things my whole life through.. Eh, I can't keep that up. They've put the gutters up, which are sufficiently "phat", but there aren't any down pipes, so at certain points on the house there is a column of water falling onto guests I choose to entertain.
"Oh, don't mind that," I have to say, proffering a napkin to my soaked acquaintance, "it's merely my leaking house. The dust of dried bird droppings will wash out fine after explicit caustic persuasion."
Also, the pulp mill was approved.