Stetson Kennedy

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Now bend over

Nourn

on Oct. 17, 2007

I don't like Apple. The joke here is that, if you feel that other OSes are too complicated, then you're saying you are too stupid to work them.
Windows and Linux are no alien technologies - Even I am communicating to you through Windows XP as we speak! Let me inform you of my theory: Computers are not hard to use, they merely require skill. Using a Macintosh (/spit) is circumventing this primal law. No longer must you know what you're doing to get your end product; now you may simply have a program designed to keep you stupid and ignorant of its workings do it for you. If you want to play around with your windows.exe files, that's fine, Windows doesn't care, it'll just stop working. Mac won't let you, so you never learn that you shouldn't.
Analogy: Your car breaks down, so you open the hood. If your car runs on a windows system, you see a bunch of wires, metal and shit - car shit, because cars are full of that. You know what's going on, if you've been using this car for a long time, you know how to fix it, based on its previous layout. If your car runs on a Mac system, you open your hood, and there's a button that says "Fixes your car, probably". You press that button, and if it doesn't work, then you're screwed - you don't know how to work those plugs and wires and metal and shit. Car shit. Because you never had to previously. You send your car off to get fixed.
Later, you find out that you have Herpes.
L8r(SK) D out.