Stetson Kennedy

Not Unreasonable

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Not Unreasonable

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Yes.. Dentists. I have only ever known one person who has genuinely wanted to be a dentist and has enjoyed learning about the craft. Needless to say I hate him.
I went to the place, and I'm not making this up when I say I had to go into a "van out back" (they say at rear, which is just hilarious) to get the dental work done. I arrived at about 1 20 and I got out at 3. 3 PM. I was in that goddamn chair for about two hours while those goddamn sadists stuck their goddamn little silverware things in my mouth. They numbed me and shot me full of anesthetic for good measure, then cut out the middle of one of my molars and filled up the gap with some concoction, they say it was for the filling..
Don't let it seem that this operation was casual and easy, because mistakes were made; the bitches (I know they were portrayed as males above, but I couldn't justify the hair) cut my mouth TWICE with the drill they were using - once on the side of the tongue, another near the lip. They didn't get the right area with the syringe the first time around, apparently, so it had to be done TWICE, which even with the local numbing agent, still hurt like hell. They did not clean my mouth. I don't know if that's really that bad, it's understandable, but I still had pieces of my tooth in my mouth later in the car ride.
Needless to say I have another appointment booked for next Wednesday "at two!". I can hope that they were kidding, but I'm only deceiving myself.

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