Stick Cinyc

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stickcynic onWordplay at last… I know this one is very obscure.
Not only can I squint, I can wiggle my ears without using my hands. I can raise each eyebrow independently. I can roll my tongue. I can whistle the entire riff from the ending of "Comfortably Numb". I can stand up without support while sitting cross-legged.
I can't multiply 2 three-digit number mentally though.
What a shame - my brain is able to accomplish things that are utterly insignificant but falters when I really need it to think.
Squinting is very useful to gross out people though :)
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