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- [5.23] Jump
- [5.22] Time
- [5.21] Melodrama
- [5.20] Contagious
- [5.19] Actually...
- [5.18] The Delta Class
- [5.17] Eugene's Job
- [NOVELTY] Happy December-Themed Holiday
- [5.16] A Time For Actions
- [5.15] Substantial
- [5.14] Actions and Words
- [5.13] Me?
- [5.12] Sir!
- [5.11] Supplies (Part Two)
- [5.10] Supplies (Part One)
- [5.09] Poker Face
- [5.08] We'll Need Supplies
- [5.07] Strike
- [5.06] Advocate
- [5.05] Genius!
- [5.04] Vincent Vents
- [5.03] This is all your fault
- [5.02] The Date
- [5.01] Unacceptable
- [NOVELTY] SOAR is one year old!
Chapter 5.0
- [NOVELTY] Love in an Elevator
- [4.33] Gloria+
- [4.32] Ready?
- [4.31] Nearly Noon
- [4.30] Forget It
- [4.29] Vincent
- [4.28] A Nice Name
- [4.27] Mr Bigshot
- [4.26] Kitten is not a name
- [NAME-A-BOT] Winner
- [4.25] Leader
- [4.24] Sceptic
- [4.23] Panic
- [NAME-A-BOT] Ultimatum
- [4.22] Story of a Robot
- [4.21] Curiosity...
- [4.20] *Ahem!*
- [4.19] Pause for Penny
- [4.18] Are we late?
- [4.17] Outside?
- [4.16] The Workshop
- [4.15] Almost Midnight
- [NAME-A-BOT] Vote
- [4.14] You're Welcome
- [4.13] Penny
- [NOVELTY] Fan art by Sophiness
- [4.12] Plain
- [4.11] Happy now?
- [4.10] I don't want to
- [4.09] What?
- [4.08] Second Sight
- [NAME-A-BOT] Pledge
- [4.07] Ringo Was Here
- [4.06] You've got to hear it
- [4.05] Better than a number
- [4.04] Ta-Da!
- [4.03] First Things First
- {4.02} Favour
- [4.01] Return
Chapter 4.0
- [NOVELTY] Happy Birthday Kimmie
- [3.34] Experience Three: Justice
- [3.33] It pays to be an Accountant
- [3.32] Something I've Got To Do
- [3.31] "Gavrill"
- [3.30] The Introduction
- [3.29] Bearings
- [3.28] A Sign Of The Times
- [3.27] ZING!
- [3.26] Comfortably Numb
- [3.25] Livewire
- [3.24] The Situation
- [NOVELTY] Conversations
- [3.23] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- [3.22] Kill Me?
- [3.21] Experience Two: Empathy
- [3.20] Easier
- [3.19] Harbinger
- [3.18] Bingley001
- [3.17] Follow
- [3.16] Thwack!
- [3.15] Humphry Was Here
- [3.14] One Thing Missing
- [3.12] Woah
- [3.11] Experience One: Music
- [3.10] Bad Penny Blues
- [3.09] Reading
- [3.08] Fingers
- [3.07] Protocol
- [3.06] List
- [3.05] Books
- [3.04] Big
- [3.03] Jostle
- [3.02] Skyline
- [3.01] Awe
Chapter 3.0
- [NOVELTY] Carnivorous Giraffe
- [2.28] Escape
- [2.27] Questions
- [2.26] You Again!?
- [2.25] Living
- [2.24] A More Important Decision
- [2.23] Hate
- [2.22] Barrel of Laughs
- [2.21] A Stupid Robot
- [2.20] Yes, Sir
- [2.19] Executioners
- [2.18] Reactions
- [2.17] Eep!
- [NOVELTY] Merry Christmas 07
- [2.16] One Week
- [2.15] Where Will That Leave You?
- [2.14] Pandemonium
- [2.13] I Had Expected You To Be Smarter
- [2.12] Calculations
- [NOVELTY] Portal Tribute
- [2.11] Life
- [2.10] Symptoms
- [2.09] The Pineal Effect
- [2.08] Atman and Artisan
- [2.07] Yes and No
- [2.06] The Next Generation
- [2.05] Doubtless
- [2.04] Sign it
- [2.03] A Serious Embedded Malfunction
- [2.02] Disassemble
- [2.01] The Father
Chapter 2.0
- [NOVELTY] Happy Birthday Jim
- [1.31] Significance
- [1.30] Not Again...
- [1.29] Decision
- [NOVELTY] I'm a Mac
- [1.28] I'm Ignoring You
- [1.27] What use has a Robot for love?
- [1.26] Sleepless
- [1.25] Expectation and Reality
- [1.24] Disapproval
- [1.23] Hello
- [1.22] First Sight
- [1.21] Sleep
- [1.20] Simply Put
- [1.19] Completion of Image
- [NOVELTY] Happy Birthday Jacob
- [1.18] A Pickle
- [1.17] Ode to Numbers (by Epsilon1-F4340)
- [1.16] Acknowledger (noun)
- [1.15] The Ugly One Always Lies
- [1.14] A Metaphor
- [1.13] Gift
- [1.12] Here's looking at you
- [1.11] That's Right, Sir!
- [1.10] It's a hat
- [1.09] A bit of Background Info
- [1.08] Recycle
- [1.07] Darkness
- [1.06] Buried
- [1.05] Old vs New
- [1.04] Gloria
- [1.03] The Waste Paper Bin
- [1.02] A Robot's Ramblings
- [1.01] My Cubicle
Chapter 1.0
- Cover
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Author notes
How many people can tie a bow whilst holding a clipboard? A new rule for Admin staff is: Never put down the clipboard. Very recently, the Admin staff have begun losing them when visiting other floors, so it was decreed that they should keep them in their hands until they return to their floor. Maybe if a human was around, he'd notice that no robot has ever lost anything until now.
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