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- [5.23] Jump
- [5.22] Time
- [5.21] Melodrama
- [5.20] Contagious
- [5.19] Actually...
- [5.18] The Delta Class
- [5.17] Eugene's Job
- [NOVELTY] Happy December-Themed Holiday
- [5.16] A Time For Actions
- [5.15] Substantial
- [5.14] Actions and Words
- [5.13] Me?
- [5.12] Sir!
- [5.11] Supplies (Part Two)
- [5.10] Supplies (Part One)
- [5.09] Poker Face
- [5.08] We'll Need Supplies
- [5.07] Strike
- [5.06] Advocate
- [5.05] Genius!
- [5.04] Vincent Vents
- [5.03] This is all your fault
- [5.02] The Date
- [5.01] Unacceptable
- [NOVELTY] SOAR is one year old!
Chapter 5.0
- [NOVELTY] Love in an Elevator
- [4.33] Gloria+
- [4.32] Ready?
- [4.31] Nearly Noon
- [4.30] Forget It
- [4.29] Vincent
- [4.28] A Nice Name
- [4.27] Mr Bigshot
- [4.26] Kitten is not a name
- [NAME-A-BOT] Winner
- [4.25] Leader
- [4.24] Sceptic
- [4.23] Panic
- [NAME-A-BOT] Ultimatum
- [4.22] Story of a Robot
- [4.21] Curiosity...
- [4.20] *Ahem!*
- [4.19] Pause for Penny
- [4.18] Are we late?
- [4.17] Outside?
- [4.16] The Workshop
- [4.15] Almost Midnight
- [NAME-A-BOT] Vote
- [4.14] You're Welcome
- [4.13] Penny
- [NOVELTY] Fan art by Sophiness
- [4.12] Plain
- [4.11] Happy now?
- [4.10] I don't want to
- [4.09] What?
- [4.08] Second Sight
- [NAME-A-BOT] Pledge
- [4.07] Ringo Was Here
- [4.06] You've got to hear it
- [4.05] Better than a number
- [4.04] Ta-Da!
- [4.03] First Things First
- {4.02} Favour
- [4.01] Return
Chapter 4.0
- [NOVELTY] Happy Birthday Kimmie
- [3.34] Experience Three: Justice
- [3.33] It pays to be an Accountant
- [3.32] Something I've Got To Do
- [3.31] "Gavrill"
- [3.30] The Introduction
- [3.29] Bearings
- [3.28] A Sign Of The Times
- [3.27] ZING!
- [3.26] Comfortably Numb
- [3.25] Livewire
- [3.24] The Situation
- [NOVELTY] Conversations
- [3.23] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- [3.22] Kill Me?
- [3.21] Experience Two: Empathy
- [3.20] Easier
- [3.19] Harbinger
- [3.18] Bingley001
- [3.17] Follow
- [3.16] Thwack!
- [3.15] Humphry Was Here
- [3.14] One Thing Missing
- [3.12] Woah
- [3.11] Experience One: Music
- [3.10] Bad Penny Blues
- [3.09] Reading
- [3.08] Fingers
- [3.07] Protocol
- [3.06] List
- [3.05] Books
- [3.04] Big
- [3.03] Jostle
- [3.02] Skyline
- [3.01] Awe
Chapter 3.0
- [NOVELTY] Carnivorous Giraffe
- [2.28] Escape
- [2.27] Questions
- [2.26] You Again!?
- [2.25] Living
- [2.24] A More Important Decision
- [2.23] Hate
- [2.22] Barrel of Laughs
- [2.21] A Stupid Robot
- [2.20] Yes, Sir
- [2.19] Executioners
- [2.18] Reactions
- [2.17] Eep!
- [NOVELTY] Merry Christmas 07
- [2.16] One Week
- [2.15] Where Will That Leave You?
- [2.14] Pandemonium
- [2.13] I Had Expected You To Be Smarter
- [2.12] Calculations
- [NOVELTY] Portal Tribute
- [2.11] Life
- [2.10] Symptoms
- [2.09] The Pineal Effect
- [2.08] Atman and Artisan
- [2.07] Yes and No
- [2.06] The Next Generation
- [2.05] Doubtless
- [2.04] Sign it
- [2.03] A Serious Embedded Malfunction
- [2.02] Disassemble
- [2.01] The Father
Chapter 2.0
- [NOVELTY] Happy Birthday Jim
- [1.31] Significance
- [1.30] Not Again...
- [1.29] Decision
- [NOVELTY] I'm a Mac
- [1.28] I'm Ignoring You
- [1.27] What use has a Robot for love?
- [1.26] Sleepless
- [1.25] Expectation and Reality
- [1.24] Disapproval
- [1.23] Hello
- [1.22] First Sight
- [1.21] Sleep
- [1.20] Simply Put
- [1.19] Completion of Image
- [NOVELTY] Happy Birthday Jacob
- [1.18] A Pickle
- [1.17] Ode to Numbers (by Epsilon1-F4340)
- [1.16] Acknowledger (noun)
- [1.15] The Ugly One Always Lies
- [1.14] A Metaphor
- [1.13] Gift
- [1.12] Here's looking at you
- [1.11] That's Right, Sir!
- [1.10] It's a hat
- [1.09] A bit of Background Info
- [1.08] Recycle
- [1.07] Darkness
- [1.06] Buried
- [1.05] Old vs New
- [1.04] Gloria
- [1.03] The Waste Paper Bin
- [1.02] A Robot's Ramblings
- [1.01] My Cubicle
Chapter 1.0
- Cover
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Author notes
Last year, I put Merry Christmas in a furious battle against the Politically Correct Drones. If one does not celebrate Christmas, this does not mean they'll get offended when they are wished a Merry one. This year, I've gone the other direction. Extra Politically Correct, mainly 'cause the phrase December-Themed Holiday amuses me. Plus, I guess I have to admit that, ridiculous as it is, it's more inclusive. On a slightly related side-note, I don't like wearing socks very much but also I don't like wearing shoes without them.
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