Such A Simple Life

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CATS!

Gregory

on July 15, 2008

CATS!

Cats, the stage show, blows. I cannot find the appeal in it. When I saw it, the techwork was fantastic, but that was it. It's 90 minutes of singing and dancing homosexuals in leotards and makeup. I don't mean homosexual in a derogatory way, either. Everyone on that stage was flamingly gay. My buddy, Fox, says he walked out of it halfway through. He was one of the lucky ones.

The show won awards, all of which may have been deserved, except for Best Musical and Best Book of a Musical. Best motherfucking book. There is no dialogue! THERE IS NO PLOT! THAT'S BULLSHIT! T.S. Eliot is gonna kick some ass. Some fucking Jellicle ass.

I didn't mean to get excited there. I just looked up Cats and saw the awards it won for being such a terrible show. 'Swhy I make comics, to vent my frustration into a non-violent channel. Think about that next time you stop by. Enjoy!