Such Is Life

Zombie Jesus

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Zombie Jesus

cirienphoenix
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This actually pretty much happened. We were out on a date since he came home for the weekend and we were walking down the street. Christians surrounded us and asked if we wanted literature. I said yes, so that I could say no if anyone else bothered us. Then on the street corners there were between 3 and 6 of them holding signs with giant white lettering or graphic depictions of Jesus bleeding to death. They were all screaming at the cars about religion and such. It was at this point we noticed the movie theater on the corner we were on was showing Zombieland. Ironic…

So Zombieland is friggin EPIC!!!! Go see it if you like those sorts of things, or even if you don't. I don't actually like comedy movies, but this was good.

And just to set the record straight, I don't really mind any religion as long as it's not presented in a scary way. Or in this case, dangerously distracting, since car wrecks could have happened. Jesus bleeding everywhere doesn't really make many people want to stop and change their lives…

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