TORANDO The Continuing Adventures of Torando the Friendly Funnel Cloud

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Part XIV: Checkout Line Rage

thegreatjoebivins

on June 19, 2006

All jokes aside, Checkout Line Rage is a growing problem. Just the other day I took too long to write a check and the woman behind me in line beat me with a salami.

Though you can't see it because I covered them up, the magazines said:

Women's Mental Health: Is your man trying to steal your magic beans?

People: BRANGELINA!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!

Weekly Wolrd News: JESUS RETURNS AND SAYS GAYS ARE OKAY!

Also, the woman is buying a head of cabbage and a dildo. Tee-hee.