The Comical Bit o Time Wasting Nonsense

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warpzone

on Nov. 28, 2006

Allow me to explain Senor Blankoface. One day, my brother found an old Amish doll amongst some spare cloth and whatnot in our aunt's sewing room. Confused over the doll's lack of facial features, he asked our aunt for an explanation. She told him that Amish dolls have no faces to avoid possible idol worship. Immediately, my brother began animating the doll and speaking in a cartoony ghetto accent, saying things like "Foo', don't worship me now, sucka'!" and things just went downhill from there.