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Naraku's Cavalcade of Whimsy - Page 4

warpzone

on Nov. 30, 2006

You people really should have seen this coming. All three of you who have seen Terror Toons. (Perhaps I'm assuming too much with that number…?) Oh, and Jay stole that line from Carnage.

Anyway, Naraku summons Max Assassin and Dr. Carnage, the single-most worst and coolest (in that order) monsters from the most depressingly awful horror movie ever made. Some of you may be wondering, as did most of my friends, why Naraku would seek the aid of cartoon characters to fight his nemesis when he himself is a cartoon character as well! I figure that, like most anime characters, Naraku's too dumb and uptight to figure out how to be that weird. I mean, SURE, he can make countless incarnations of himself, most of them female (go figure); but when it comes to producing explosives from out of thin air, he's hopeless!