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Badly-Drawn Terror Toons

warpzone

on Nov. 30, 2006

My brother and I are probably the only two people in the world ever to draw Terror Toons fanart. I'm not sure if that should be a statement of pride or shame. A product of the underground (for good reasons) Brain Damage Productions horror movie studio, Terror Toons is a bizarre, mind-numbing little romp through Tex Avery's darkest nightmares. The premise is that Satan (yes, THE Satan. The big boy himself) has brainstormed a way to create cartoons featuring two twisted little evildoers, Max Assassin and Dr. Carnage, who will force their way outside of the television set when the viewer least expects it and set forth to destroy and kill in the real world via their crazy cartoon antics. Don't bother questioning WHY in the freaking world Satan would rely on a plan this inane or why his "cartoon" sure looks a lot like real people in really stupid costumes, touched up with Macromedia Flash and PhotoShop; but who are we to cast judgment, right? Anyhoo, the heroine of the film finally realizes that the only way to fight fire is with fire (but not after all of her friends and family have been slaughtered like cattle), and then transforms into the frumpiest superhero of all time. There's more cartoon guts and gore aplenty and, well… There's not really any conclusion to this awful film. You just have to see it for yourself.